#l3l-diving-service

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Okay, so I was just recently playing my EO2 game, and I was reminded of something that I absolutely HATE!!!

Here's my rant. I'm ranting.

Can somebody explain to me why EO2 thought it was a good idea to have Greenland sharks attack you in the North Pole?

Seriously, that's BULLSHARK!!! 💢😠😡

Greenland sharks don't even attack people?! This is absurd!!! I shouldn't have to deal with Greenland shark attacks at all in this game?! Unless I unexpectedly encounter a Great White during a side quest, I have the God-given constitutional right to dive in arctic and antarctic waters PEACEFULLY without having to deal with a SINGLE — DANGEROUS — CREATURE!!! 😤

And what's even WORSE is that I have to deal with A BUNCH OF THESE JERKS if I DARE to dive at night!!

They be like, "Hey, Player is here, let's SHARKPILE HIM!!!! GRAAAA!!!!" 😈

And I'm like, "NOOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNA GET SHARKPILED!!! I ALREADY GET THAT IN CICEROS STRAIT AND ZAHHAB REGION!!! LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!!" *SOBS* 😵‍💫😭😫😱😵‍💫😭😫😭😱😭😵‍💫

So yeah, that's my rant. Does anyone else feel this way? 🥴

Aloha and Happy Diving!

— L&L Diving Service

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To My Dearest Sister | Poetry | Endless Ocean 2 | G | Player Character | AO3

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Happy New Year, fellow Divers!! Hope you have a wonderful and blessed 2024!!

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Salvage Clients: I’m a cheapskate. I’ll give you a finder’s fee and that’s it. I don’t care if I give you obscure and incomplete maps or what they look like, or the fact you have to travel around the world and go to various depths in order to get them.😤😒

Dolphin Show Clients: This is a give and take relationship. If you give me a spectacular performance with your dolphin/whale, then I’ll give you lots of money.🧐

Tourist Clients: Here, take my money!! ALL OF IT!!! Don’t argue with me, TAKE IT!!! I insist!!! Thank you for giving me a memorable vacation!!!🤑😍😁

Photo Clients: This is a nicely taken photo. I would still give you an F, though.🧐

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Marzia: I’ll come by and visit again if I want to hear my father’s song. 🥰

Me: I know you’re the client and all, but I feel rather put upon. I also can’t tell if you’re flirting with me or just being presumptuous that I’ll be at your beck and call. 😐

(Also, no, giving me the guitar and stuff doesn’t even come close to rectify you almost getting me killed by Thanatos — at NIGHT!!! Do you not fathom how much I detest swimming in a shark-infested Aegean Sea, at NIGHT, and with Thanatos in particular, madam?! Did you even PAY ME?! I deserved a good $50k for that near-death experience!!!)😤

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What is the most frightening place you’ve ever dived to in Endless Ocean: Blue World (or Endless Ocean 2: Adventures of the Deep to you Europeans)? That gives you the shivers no matter how many times you dive there?

For me, it’s TWO places:

1. The Abyss

2. The South Canyons at Night.

Oh, and the Cavern of the Gods at Night when you run into the Goblin sharks. *Shivers*

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I’m outlining and writing a couple of whump stories for the Player Character. One will be in Oceana’s POV, and the other will be more a general POV.

Also have plans for a couple of one-shots. Keep an eye out! ^_^

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To My Dearest Sister (An Endless Ocean Poem)

FFN | AO3

Summary:

The Player Character writes a poetic letter to his little sister whose back in the States, informing her of all that's progressed in the past three months of his employ. Set in Endless Ocean 2: Blue World. (In honor of my little sister's birthday).

Rated: K content and language.

Genre: Family/Poetry

Chapter(s): 1

Word Count: 522 words (not including AN)

Characters: Player Character, Original Female Character(s)

Relationships: Player Character & Original Female Character(s)

Warnings: None

Story Classification: Poetry