Yandere La squadra(all together if it isn’t too much) fighting over the female reader and all are taking her away from each other and don’t know who has her.
I’m feeling since there’s no cohesion here, it leads to a wide opening of avoiding them all completely. If one member tries to romance you another one steps in and tries to stop it. Pesci does his best to keep you around with the sound advice of Prosciutto. However he might disrupted by a snarky Formaggio, almost starting an argument honestly . A headache of arguing and selfish pulling and tugging like two children fighting over a toy.
Illuso could throw you in the mirror world at any given point, refusing any other human contact aside from himself if need be. But it would be difficult presuming others aren’t suspicious of him in the first place.
Melone could use a blood sample of yours to capture you with Babyface, but contact is impossible with anyone butting in time with him trying to get physically close to him. The other members of La Squadra are all too aware of Melone’s “eccentric” quirks/personality traits so they’d be absolutely be wary of him trying to take you while they’re not looking.
Ghiaccio’s temperament does no favors, practically suspecting any touch another member commits to attempting a competitor. So he ends up yelling and starting arguments whenever he so chooses out of irritation. Even a minute gesture that can be construed in his deluded mind will be used against the offending party. Illuso and Formaggio might press these buttons, but it also hinders their own attempts of taking you for themselves.
Sorbet and Gelato are one of a kind pair in their mind, but they don’t mind stirring up a bit of trouble (as far as they can push it under Risotto’s watch). Not even wanting to actively pursue you in that moment, more of a pastime.
Formaggio and Prosciutto are both well aware of their competition. But more than likely pitfall into stalemates with other teammates, especially Risotto in this instance. Though Formaggio is certainly bold enough to snag a prize from himself, and gets a kick out of getting under certain members skins. It sucks the fun out of everything if he can’t even reach his little “mouse” so to speak.
Prosciutto on the other hand if he sees the others as competition as not nearly being up to snuff to being with you. He finds your address and walks by, but he finds most of his energy is being used to keep the others away from you. Even Pesci he finds he has to struggle guiding him and potentially swaying him away from you. Not to mention Melone’s disgusting words he feels he needs to deal with, leads him with his hands tied.
Risotto doesn’t nearly deal with as much of a headache as the other la Squadra members do in the same way they do. He’s a pragmatic man, absolute and determined on goals. No he wouldn’t give up stalking you or anything of the sorts if possible. But there’s the issue that his own team is trying to eat each other alive that he has to consider. A frustrating consideration he must keep as an assassin even if his obsessive heart feels otherwise so they can get their missions completed properly.
Kind of a more quick write up than fic like…oopsie.
Why Proscuitto acting like such a peepaw my god. Dude you’re under 40 most likely. There’s no need to be a stuffy old man when you kill people for a living and aren’t even the leader of your squad.
idk I think Prosciutto is that one grandpa who’s a hardass but also listens to swing and gives good advice
40 ISN'T THAT OLD Y'ALL... i only support calling prosciutto an old man because he can LITERALLY turn into an old man. peepaw behavior.
i 100% believe he's just stingy and frugal as hell... but only about his own stuff. he'll buy his loved ones a ton of things without looking twice at the price... but for himself, he's going to take advantage of his stand's power, lmao.
