Reading yours or any other risotto smut while listening to Metallica or any other heavy metal band >>>>>
i mean it really just sets the mood, right?
Risotto would rearrange your insides with heavy metal playing in the background. Maybe something about the wailing of guitars and the heavy drumline gets him really riled up. Usually for me, when someone fucks whilst listening to music it automatically goes to car sex in my brain. So Risotto leaving the radio on as he climbs to the back with you after a heavy make out session, his big hands stripping you all of your clothes and cussing out compliments until youāre taking his cock to the rhythm of the song - jokes on you because now anytime heavy metal comes on, you have a pavlovian response and get horny to it
Imagine you convinced LS to play drunk/high never have I ever for game night, and it's Melones turn. Melone, thoroughly shit-faced, decides that it's time to get things spicy. So naturally he says "never have I ever had sex" and while the group groans at his antics, everyone eventually takes a shot/hit. Except for you, blushing like mad and trying to shrug off the fact that you're the only virgin in the group. How LS reacts is all up to ur imagination
-āØ anon
OHOHO A FAVE TROPE...... HERES WHAT I THINK
risotto has high tolerance so he's mostly just pleasantly buzzed. he'll tell the rabble to lay off if ur uncomfortable and leave it at that. if he's already thought to himself how attractive u are he'll then feel REALLY bad because oh no he'd be terrified of breaking you but then that thought would make him embarrassed and he just quietly spirals
prosciutto has the stick up his ass loosened but he still tells off the others. he may launch into an embarassing intoxicated pep talk about 'don't u take shit from anyone you fuck when YOU want to, i am PROUD of you, i am proud of you for knowing when YOU want to fuck, if you EVER want to fuck or not fuck i will support you, i will SUPPORT YOUR FUCKING and BE THERE FOR YOUR FUCKING wait--'
pesci goes beet red. he has no idea what to do, should he like. pat ur back?? would that be condescending???? it's not like it's a bad thing he just doesn't want u to feel embarrassed. he was already embarrassed himself expressing that he Does in fact fuck and now he's thinking how he could take care of you if you ever showed interest and he chokes on his drink/hit and hides under the table for the rest of the evening
formaggio of course is all flirty but good-natured like no need to be shy sweetie everyone's been a first timer, i'd be shocked if no one's asked you ur so beautiful, but HEY u do u, things at ur own pace or not at all we love u. either raises his drink or the bong in a toast like HERES TO NOT GETTING ASS!!!!! (formaggio honey please don't drink the bong water (again))
illuso would relentlessly tease and make all the embarrassing intoxicated support even worse. if you've caught his eye, he'd think about how satisfying it would be to make a virgin scream. if you've caught his eye AND his heart he'll feel bad about teasing for once (but is still thinking about how he'd show u a good time)
melone is OFF THE WALL. he's very interested in learning more, were u just never interested or haven't had the opportunity? because he's open to any curiosities of yours whether that's just talking about sex or something more hands on, he says with bedroom eyes and licking his lips. he may not be able to tell if ur uncomfortable, so if u are just tell him and he'll back off. may just start rambling about how fascinating human sexuality is and how it's expressed or not. will absolutely get like a virgin stuck in his head and start singing it off key (he's just a madonna-loving gay you can TELL i mean LOOK AT HIM)
ghiaccio will tell melone to shut up, he's a little less grumpy when he's intoxicated so he can't use his temper to cover how flustered he is. will go on a tangent about how the concept of virginity is useless, its original meaning was someone who'd never been pregnant and that makes actual SENSE to know from a medical standpoint, anyway WHO CARES CERTAINLY NOT HIM. if anyone tries to point out that he's blushing he will say it's the drinks/weed
sorbet and gelato will also relentlessly tease and point out ur blush all like, oh honey do u always get so cute and flustered about sex? virgins are so fun. gelato will coo about how adorable u are and sorbet will quietly agree with a smirk. they will try to get the funniest reactions out of you. godspeed to ur dignity my friend.
THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE JUNE I'M SO SORRY Y'ALL GOD DAMN
here it is fellas i hope you like the format i might start doing it more often and sorry if my story telling skills are shit rn i'm rusty :) also idk when i'll get part two out but here this is for now
Genre/Warnings: Mentions of violence/blood, mentions of death, cheating/infidelity, light/soft yandere, light religious themes (praying, etc.)
a/n: some of these stories put you in The Odyssey but the story is heavily altered for the purpose of this au, most of these stories will be connected in some way (several stories are connected directly, others only referenced). i used greek instead of italian here for the little nicknames, translations will be in parenthesis by the words. also yeah i know the nymphs, the furies, and sirens were pretty much only female but just go with it okay. also also i know that my descriptions of some of the monsters aren't at all accurate to the actual myths they came from (especially the minotaur and the furies) but it's fine who cares
Cut for length
Risotto would be the Minotaur:
(no connection to any stories)
There was no way out of the extensive labyrinth you were stuck in. No possible way for you to mark the places you had been before, as everything looked the same. The same dark stains on the cement walls, the same old bones littering the dirt floor, and the same large shadow of something not quite human lumbering it's way through the halls. Every time it moved you heard the faint jingling of bells and the drag of some large object behind it. Out of sheer curiosity you continued following the monster, naively hoping it would lead you to an exit. However, when it heard you trip, all of your silly little hopes scurried away.
"My my...what a precious little thing. Tell me, little one, what were you doing following me?" It said to you in a deep, rumbling voice while it slowly stalked towards your form. Looking up to address the creature, you gasped. It's sclera were as black as coal, it's irises as red as blood. A large ring hung from it's nose, his face looking like it had been sculpted by the Muses themselves. Scars littered it's chest as well as a strange necklace with bells hanging from the chain. Large ebony horns grew from the sides of it's head, poking out of dirty silver locks. In one hand it held a lantern, in the other was a large iron axe. Above the belt, the creature looked like a warrior, hardened from years on the battlefield. Below his waist he had the legs of a bull, his fur the same color as the hair on his head with black leather covering his groin. "Well? I expect an answer from you, mikro lagoudaki (little bunny). If you were following me, that must mean you were looking for me, naĆ (yes)? What could a sweet little thing like you want to do with me?"
Ghiaccio would be one of The Furies:
(no connection to any stories)
You knew all your life to be careful about breaking an oath. Your family had burned it into your brain that you should never keep promises that you couldn't fulfill, or demons from the deepest pits of Tartarus would come to take you away for years of torment. Your current lover, however, was unaware of these consequences. You found out about their unfaithfulness through a mutual friend, despite their promise to you. They had sworn you were the only person they were seeing, that they loved you more than anything, and you had believed them. The heartbreak you felt was immense after receiving the news, but was soon replaced with worry. Were all those stories you heard as a child true? Would your ex-lover be dragged into the Underworld for a torturous death?
Those questions were answered when you heard a blood-curdling scream coming from your shared bedroom. Immediately thinking the worst, you had rushed towards the room only to be stopped short by a creature with large, leathery wings protruding from it's bare back. Dark curls sprouted from it's scalp, as well as small blue snakes which flicked their tongues out at you. The monster's milky black eyes, leaking blood, were fixed on you as well. A clawed hand reached out for your face; the long, bloody nails only grazing your cheek lightly before the thing in front of you spoke,
"My sincerest apologies, nifĆ”da chionioĆŗ (snowflake). I know how delicate your kind are, and this bĆ”stardos (bastard) took your trust and broke it." It said softly, twirling a piece of your hair in his fingers. You were frozen in place, unable to muster any response to his sympathetic words. "I would take much better care of you. Don't you think so?"
Illuso would be Scylla:
(he'd look more like this than just a thing with a shit ton of heads)
(direct connection to Sorbet and Gelato, referenced Melone and Pesci)
Sailing was never in your place of interest yet here you were, sitting on the deck of the great Odysseus' ship. You had already lost some of your crew to the cyclops, but after your run in with the minor god and enchanter Melone everyone had been on edge. Unfortunately, your fates would only get worse from here. A sweet song had entranced the crew into leading the ship into the narrow passage between the sea monster Illuso and the deadly whirlpool Charybdis. Although you had lost a member to the sirens, no other damage was done yet. Odysseus was confident in his ability to steer the ship safely between the two horrible dangers on either side of you, but a large tentacle crashing down on the stern dashed any hopes of making it out of this encounter alive.
"Well hello to you all! The sirens told me you fools would be here soon enough~" A smooth voice projected from the wreckage. The owner of said voice rose from the deep water, exposing his upper body. If the starry sky had any clouds, half of his face would be hidden within them. Long, dripping hair clung to his face and shoulders while crimson eyes glinted hungrily down at the ship. Tentacles on his lower body plucked crew members off the deck and serpentine monsters connected to his back tore the men in his grasp apart; a bone-chilling cackle emerging from his lips. Screams and bloodshed were all you could hear as you ran to hide in the cargo hold below deck. You prayed to the Gods above the creature tearing your crew apart wouldn't find you here, but of course they didn't listen. A large hand ripped away the top of your hiding place and he peered curiously down at you like a child would to an insect crawling along the ground. "Well well, and what do you think you're doing down here?" He spoke as one of his tentacles grabbed and held you in front of his face, "Were you hiding from me, my polĆ½timos lĆthos (precious gem)? How rude of you." He sneered, glaring at your struggling form. "Maybe you'll stop hiding once you get used to me, you mikroskopikĆ³ prĆ”gma (tiny little thing)." It spoke once more before swimming away from the wreckage and towards the island in the distance.
Can I quickly say that I've never seen the virgin sacrifice subverted but kinda love the idea of being either a widow/er or the town whore who gets sacrificed to a monster that ends up a virgin that either just ate the sacrifices or let them run away? And the sacrifice ends up teaching the monster a new, fun way to enjoy their sacrificial lamb~
corruption kink but it's time for reader to corrupt the monster
who in la squadra loves getting risky/touchy-feely (maybe even escalating into full on fucking) with their s/o in public spaces, again from most to least?
ooh see i feel like most of them are quite private just bc of the nature of their work; they don't want to be seen getting too touchy and called out lest someone recognise them ever. that being said:
- melone is into everything and this is no exception
- formaggio has absolutely no shame
- gelato ALSO has no shame but goes beneath formaggio because sorbet can usually rein him in
- prosciutto likes the idea in theory; is the kind to make you wear a hidden vibrator and tease you whilst putting a hand suggestively on your leg, though, as opposed to anything riskier
- illuso also enjoys the idea but he prefers to just drag you into a mirror realm to have his way with you
- sorbet isn't going to initiate it but might get a bit of a smirk on his face if he sees gelato trying to initiate with you; he'll pull his boyfriend back if he goes too far
- risotto is shy for a big man and gets all blushing and awkward
- pesci is way too easily embarrassed
- ghiaccio is also WAY too easily embarrassed but goes at the very bottom because of how stuttery and red and frustrated he gets, thereby drawing the attention he didn't want anyway
BAHAHAHAHA. OH GOSH. I know I use a lot of šš but to think that Pasta really believes it!? To think that Pasta really makes up their mind that 'I know I said no at first but yeah, I am a plant f*cker at this point'. To imagine the comedic pause during the heated moment...The background music of 'Careless Whisper' abruptly stops while their doe eyes stare at the totally not eggplant.
Pasta:.... Yours look like others.
Illuso: What do you mean like others
After Pasta clarifies, Illuso will be soooo offended: I'm not even an eggplant dryad!!
I know we said that Illuso might have to make a move first, but in this scenario it seems like Pasta needs to appease the moody dryad kakskaakak. I have always thought that Illuso is naked all the time so his š is always out in broad daylight.
Pasta: By the way, there's really an eggplant dryad?
illuso:.... This is not the pillow talk I expected.
More on the š talk because I learned some facts and I won't see it alone.
Do you know that the size of bull's šš can tell how fertile they are? Yeah, I know. I was shocked too. Breeders DO measure them. So imagine it happens to Risotto in the lab and you wonder why he is soooo against this breeding experiment. Like omg leave my ššalone!!!
I bet that apart from his massive moobs, Melone(and Formaggio) attention is drawn to that part. Risotto's tail already wiggles as a warning but the two can't shut up to save their lives.
Also, I know I have told you šš but Pros has 2 š„š„. Thank you for listening. I'm out.
La squadra with a team-mate being affected by a lust stand š
A/N: Ah, here comes the horny requests hehe...Thank you for your patience.Ā
La Squadra x Reader who is affected by an aphrodisiac stand
warnings: suggestive content and language.Ā
genre: nsfw. minors dni
Sorbet & Gelato:Ā
Itās quite rare to see both of them go on missions but when they do, itās always an important hit, worth a lot. Your worth as an assassin is proved when you are chosen to go on a mission with them. Both Sorbet and his boyfriend are quite akin in one way: they both see the value in money. This means the hit comes before anything else. They didnāt expect for you to start writhing in heat already wet just from them so much as looking at you. In under any other circumstance, they would totally love to take advantage of their team mate being so needy. The hit takes priority and they have no problem letting you suffer in delicious torture. If your begging gets too much they will start teasing you both physically and verbally without getting you off, making you wetter, a prolonged edging only satiated once the mission is over and they take you back home.Ā
Risotto:
Risotto usually does missions alone. Itās just his preference, but knowing your stand would be useful to the mission, heād assigned you to it as well, making you two partners. Even though he knew of the enemyās stand, he though heād planned for all possible countermeasures. Never in a million years did he think heād be in this situation. Heās rather awkward when it comes to intimacy, and if you donāt have that much of a close relationship, he may feel conflicted. However, seeing you mewling and begging for his cock will most definitely have an effect on him, heād never thought of you this way before but his mind was changing fast. It is most likely that heāll take care of the target first before giving into your pleas to fuck you in any private spot. He would prefer to take you somewhere nice but your influence on him corrupts his impulse control.Ā
Prosciutto:Ā
It is either likely his usual partner for missions, Pesci, is either no well suited or busy which is why you were chosen for it in the first place. Due to circumstances Prosciutto canāt change that but because of his intuition he had a feeling something would go wrong in the mission which is heād secretly wished you couldnāt go. When the stand affects you, his fears come true. However, once he has secured the kill, he canāt seem to bring himself to think itās a bad situation. Truthfully, heās had a mild interest in you and seeing you so needy for his touch heightens his reciprocity. He warms up to the idea of a quick fuck petty fast. Itās not like he hasnāt indulged himself like this before. He will tell you to endure it and drive you to the nearest hotel before even thinking of touching you. Had you been his significant other, he may have indulged you sooner, perhaps in his car, but as a team mate he hasnāt been intimate with, he wants a better experience for you especially with a stand affecting you.Ā
Pesci:Ā
He is most comfortable being sent on missions with Prosciutto to give him guidance but due to several circumstances youāre in the mission with him instead. It was supposed to be an open and closed case. A quick hit and run situation before either of you could be affected. But nothing ever goes as planned for you assassins, unfortunately. It takes him a while to understand and asses the problem. He initially mistakes your whimpers as a sudden sickness or injury that he canāt see.Ā āTell me where it hurtsā he asks innocently and is completely thrown off the loop when you answer honestly. Itās not a moment where you want to lie; you are so desperate and you make it very clear for him. It makes him blush profusely, but if heās being honest as well, heās had a huge crush on you as the new recruit. This is the perfect opportunity and he wants to take it, however it makes him feel as though heās taking advantage of your condition. But with your explicit consent constant pleading for his dick, he eventually caves and takes you in a hidden spot near the hit. He can feel guilty about it later, right now he just wants to feel you around his cock.Ā
Formaggio:Ā
You do not know how you found yourself on a mission with this man but you couldnāt complain. Heās observant and supportive throughout while still being laid back and easy to work with. Really, you expected the mission to go smoothly and fairly easy. However, neither of you could have predicted the situation you found yourselves in. Formaggio is clearly conflicted with having his team mate beg for his cock in the middle of a mission. Heās cool with fooling around otherwise but he knows he must take out the target first. However, heās never been a man of much patience when it comes to sinful pleasures. Thankfully, heās a quick thinker and smirks at the idea that comes to his mind. He takes you to a relatively secluded area in the missionās location to shrink both of your bodies to miniscule sizes. Hiding is much easier when there are nooks and crannies everywhere. He can think of the target being lost somewhere once heās made you cum a couple of times as revenge for trying to rile him up with your moans.Ā
Melone:Ā
As you suspected, this may be his fantasy scenario. He wanted to get you vulnerable and aroused at some point. He just didnāt think it would happen during an important mission. You two work relatively well together and the leader assigned you two thinking Melone could handle an aphrodisiac stand quite easily, since heās always sexual anyway. Melone somehow had the capacity to keep it in his pants for the longest time. So of course heās going to abandon the mission to fuck you instead. Target be damned, heād take you anywhere you please and if youāre begging in the middle of the mission location then so be it. Heās no ashamed of anyone walking in and seeing as youāre begging for his cock so shamelessly, youāre probably the same. The mission isnāt a total fail, however, because youāre satiated and so is he, heās extra motivated to kill the target but not before giving them a big thank you for allowing them the opportunity to have his cock balls deep inside you.Ā
Illuso:Ā
Honestly, heād rather not be in the mission with you; he likes to work alone, he knows dealing with enemies like this never goes quite right. And most importantly, heās put up too much of an air of arrogance to be able to show any vulnerability around you, especially when you get like that. He was planning to stay in the mirror dimension and out of the standās way but it all went downhill because he forgot to take you into account. As he finds himself looking at you, a drooling, babbling mess, pawing at him to fuck you already, he canāt help but feel the rush of adrenaline. The target mightāve ran away he doesnāt know but the idea of taking you into the mirror world and roughly pounding into you is not lost on him. So itās exactly what he does, sealed away from the rest of the world, just out of reach as youāre pushed against the mirror entrance and taken from behind. The high from his power over you because of this stand is completely worth it.Ā
Ghiaccio:
Ghiaccio truly wanted this mission to be over as soon as it started. He didnāt like the enemyās stand ability one bit and he made it very clear to you on the ride to the mission location. He even mapped out a clear plan to what would happen if either of you fall victim to the enemy. However, the situation goes out of control before he could act on any of part of the plan, making your head dizzy with want and your underwear wet and ready to take Ghiaccio at any moment. The poor man is so incredibly flustered at your words. You look and sound absolutely drunk from needing to be fucked and he canāt handle it. Thankfully, because of his capabilities heās able to kill the target and make it to his car before his inhibitions come undone. If there is one thing Ghiaccio hates, itās the constant babble of others, itās ironic and hypocritical but itās just how he feels. Unable to take your moaning any longer, he shoves his dick in you only for you to shut up but once heās started he really cannot stop, making the car shake almost violently at your movements. It would be a long time before you get back to the base.Ā
