I hate him so much....I want to shave him BALD!!!
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I hate him so much....I want to shave him BALD!!!
Reblog if you’d benefit from a lobotomy
Harrowhark Nonagesimus, folks
CLAIRES IS SHUTTING DOWN??? WHERE ON EARTH WILL I GET MY TWO FOR ONE LOBOTOMY AND TOP SURGERY NOW ?!!??!!?!
stawp talking abt him i beg
My Spamton plushie had a very important surgery/lobotomy/C-section today (as all spam plushies typically do). I had heard from a very trustworthy source that Pipis can explode if someone's code is corrupted, I immediately looked on Craigslist for a trustworthy surgeon, luckily a local clown around town said they could do it for the low low price of shrimp!
During surgery , Mr. @shoot-the-clown2 said he had 2 previous happy clients so I didn't question the use of a pocket knife he called a, quote,"Kitchen knife".
After a grueling 15 minute surgery we finally found the pipis in question that was at risk of exploding! It was wedged deep in his giant dome. There you have it, Pipis is stored in the brain.
After spamton got all sewn up (can you tell where Clowns stitching ends and mine begins?) he got a nice cup of chocolate milk and met another spamton!
@shoot-the-clown2 LOVES his spamton as you can OBVIOUSLY see! he LOVES his spamton so much that's why they look so BEATEN. it's because of how WELL LOVED his Spamton is.
After that long long day I gave Spamton some enrichment time (Yes that red hot wheel is Spamton's, not mine, I bought it before his surgery)
Long story short I'm having a lot of fun with my Spamton plushie. Ty @shoot-the-clown2 for hanging out and helping me with my little guy even though you fucking hate him lmfao. Look out for some art I'm gonna post of Spamton! Been working very hard and long on it, probably about 5 days now, hopefully shoot the clown 2 will collab with me on it :]. Anyway! Long post but I'm a Spamton kisser what can I say?