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no more Alectopause, I had enough. I'm doing it myself

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TLT as tumblr text posts (pt. 2)

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This book is a Baroque painting

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Tumblr's got a wicked sense of humor with this Valentine's Day Griddlehark tag. Every time you hit the like button, Gideon's heart gets impaled again 🫶

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When a mommy hates a daddy very much, mommy will conspire with daddy’s coworkers to discreetly steal his genetic material during a night of passion between daddy and his two coworkers who hate each other almost as much as they hate daddy, so that mommy can use daddy’s genetic material to create a living bomb that she will detonate to breach a locked tomb that only opens for daddy or a close blood relative, like a living bomb made out of one half of daddy’s stolen dna, that contains the death of daddy and his evil empire, and sometimes mommy will fail because one person in her ill advised polyclue, who is actually two people in one body but only one of them knows this and who are both daddy’s coworkers but not the ones who stole his dna, will push mommy with her living bomb out of an airlock during which she will die and fall down onto a decrepit planet that guards the locked tomb with her still alive and undetonated bomb. And that’s how babies are made!

#the how babies are made talk (gideon nav’s conception style)#the locked tomb #tlt #tlt shitposting #gideon nav #commander wake #john gaius #mercymorn the first #augustine the first #pyrrha dve #gideon the first #awake remembrance of these valiant dead #skys post

Suggestion for something extremely fucked up to happen in Alecto:

Augustine held Mercy's soul when she died, and in order to survive in Hell and come back to finish the job, they've done a Paul but with double-lyctorhood. Mercystine comes out of the stoma as a single ferocious, psychologically fucktangular entity. The Saint of Divorce.

#TLT #The Locked Tomb #TLT shitposting #I'm not even going to tag this as Alecto speculation because it's pure crack but someone could probably make it funny #Augustine the First #Augustine #Mercymorn #Mercymorn Cristabel #Mercymorn the First #Mercystine

This was definitely Gideon’s idea

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