Business Student: Do they sell lemons? Are they lemon farmers?
Labour Studies Student: A Leninist? No, LENIN, not lemon.
Business Student: So... what do they sell?
Fashion Student: Why don't you try that jacket in leather?
Philosophy Student: You don't think stepping into the dead burned skin of a once living, sentient being - then having it shipped all the way from India with oil from a country under US military attack - might be just a tad wrong?
Fashion Student: What? Leather isn't people, silly. It's a material.
Philosophy Student: Where do you think that material comes from?
Fashion Student:... the leather store?
Health Sci Student:... not like those holistic hacks with the magic beads and-
Holistic Nutrition Student: You know our school has a holi sci department, right? And that they study just as much in terms of government approved scientific claims as the health sci students?
Health Sci Student:... oh. I actually didn't know that. Then why do we have both departments? What's the difference?
Holistic Nutrition Student: One department aims to see patients get better with long-term results. The other department is Health Sci.
Feminist Studies Student: No vagina, no opinion!
Queer Theories Student: Uh.... *backs away slowly*
History Student: How would studying english ever get you a job? They're just hipsters.
*has bought entire Harry Potter Series* *owns numerous writing style guides* *Is a history student*