We're throwing @cherry-blitz's Angel Alastor AU in the mix
Same characters as the last script, canon Alastor, blinded AU Alastor, and now angel Alastor AU Alastor. (This is chaotic as fuck)
A-Canon Alastor BA-Blinded Alalstor AA-Angel Alastor
A & BA: (Still arguing)
AA: Um... Can you two point me int he direct of the exit?
A: Oh lord, not another one-
BA: Hello, pleasure to be meeting you. I'm guessing you are another Alastor?
AA: Oh wait, you're Alastors too? Odd.
A: I do so hope you're better company than this... bufoon.
AA: Well, I've been told I'm good company.
BA: Pft. By who? Charlie?
AA: ...Yeah.
(Fuck it, we're throwing in that one @labyrinthofsphinx AU with Drift in it. Idk the name. LA-Labyrinth's Alastor)
LA: She thinks everyone is good company.
A: Oh you have to be fucking kidding me
BA: Hah! This keeps getting better and better, wouldn't you think, Alastor?
A, AA, & LA: Me?
BA: That one.
AA: Just pick a characteristic of one of us or something.
A: ...No fucking way you just said that.
LA: (Starts fucking wheezing)
AA: What? What did I say? Why the hell are you laughing?
BA: I'M BLIND YOU DUMB FUCK I'M BLIND OOOOH
AA: Oh shit-
A: You're all so fucking dumb
LA: This is the most entertainment I've had since Drift!
A: Who?
LA: My- (oh fuck) uhh no one
BA: Well it's obviously someone, bitch.
(Double fuck it, tossing in executioner Alastor, no specific one. EA-Executioner Alastor)
EA: Isn't he your and Vox's son or something?
A: YOUR WHAT NOW
BA: NO FUCKING WAY
AA: Wait we have a fucking kid-
LA: WHAT NO I DON'T GIVE SHIT ABOUT THAT LITTLE DUNCE
EA: YES YOU DO BITCH
LA: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT
EA: I just know shit. A lot more shit that I should honestly.
AA: This is getting out of hand.
BA: Hah. Like how I lost my hand.
A: I need a fucking drink.
EA: What, a whiskey? Basic bitch.
A: Alright then, what's your order?
EA: UH UHM UM UH
A: Exactly hoe
AA: You just called yourself a hoe, bitch
BA: You just called yourself a bitch, dipshit
EA: You just called yourself a dipshit, asshole
A: And you my friend, just called yourself an asshole.
AA: Yeah? Well you called yourself your friend.
A: FUCK-
