#lag machine

[marioismissing-weegee]

*Gives a present*

Merry christmas eve... prank.

*The present explodes into confetti almost immediately, and that confetti explodes into more confetti, and that repeats so much that time literally starts to slow down*

OH FUCK YES

I LOVE INDUCING LAG

@hotelmario-mario come over here. now.

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My Minecraft Megaproject

I’ve been playing MineTexas Anarchy, and it’s been pretty cool except for a couple unpleasant people. Some asshat named “ImNotASnoflake” shot a bow at me while I was at spawn minding my own business. And I’ve been playing using a trackpad instead of a mouse, so I can’t PVP back effectively.

Enter my megaproject:

5 chunks across

4800 repeaters

4608 pistons

9212 sand

9214 observers

At the flip of a lever, I can lag the server to below 1 TPS. I can make it unplayable any time he’s on at the same time I am. This is how I hit back, since PVP won’t work: the more overengineered, the better.

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9 accused iOS slow, lag machine and application crash

Many users after upgrading to iOS 9 have complained that this operating system makes iPhone, iPad of them slowed, applications crash.

As reflected by many users on forums, social networks, operating systems Apple iOS 9 seems not working smoothly as expected. After upgrading to iOS 9, applications on iPhone, iPad phenomenon they encounter crash (closed abruptly). It has phenomenal run slow, jerky lag very uncomfortable. Similar problems have occurred on iOS 8 last year (Wi-Fi flickering, battery-consuming). With iOS 9, Apple had more tests before the official release in the last 17/9, including allowing ordinary users to try and provide feedback on the company. However, recent complaints indicate Apple’s efforts not effective. The operating system fails, it seemed unlikely that things rarely happen with companies whose nickname “alternate Apples”, when that update to WatchOS (OS running on Apple Watch) has also recently been to delay. Flooded with complaints

Strolling through social networks like Facebook, Twitter, can see a lot of iOS users complained and proved frustrating for the new version of Apple’s iOS. “IOS app makes my 9 crash, and the font is too bad” – reflects stephayson Twitter users.

“Do you update to iOS 9 to hopefully increase battery life add an hour, but you’ll regret making machine operating system and application lag crash” – users Nycphoria_186 said.

“Applying my Outlook on iOS crash after 9. I have to uninstall and reinstall Outlook to overcome” – users complain on Twitter bananza.

On the technology forum that specializes in Apple products, bulk users also leave complaints about iOS 9. Page MacRumors has opened quite a “subject” of this situation and draw the heated discussion Members of more than 14 pages of discussion. Similarly, according to the page’s author Christian Zibreg iDownloadblog, he himself was the victim of hiccups caused lag that iOS 9. “Some users said iOS 9 also lag than iOS 8. Unfortunately, I am one of those people.” Users reflect that lag machine comprehensively, and a small proportion said they failed to crash the system. Error occurred not only affect older iOS devices, but even the new plant recently launched is not an exception. A vote on the site 9to5Mac shows more than 30% of users complain iPhone running slower after upgrading; Some also argue that faster machine run only 3%.

Apple may soon overcome? Since its launch, iOS accounted for over 20% 9 share iOS, according to the analysis of the mobile carriers Mixpanel. The growth of iOS 9 is equivalent to its previous version (iOS 8) but less than the iOS 7. Part of the reason is because Apple’s server system is overloaded during that first batch of people user must wait a long time to get all the upgrades.

According to Gene Munster, an analyst with Piper Jaffray, iOS market share will continue to 9 increase despite constant complaints from users. “Apple can not create a stable operating system until they obtain sufficient data about the use of it (iOS 9)” – Munster said. According to Munster, the reason iOS 9 unstable operation may stem from both the hardware and the software that users install on the machine. After receiving the detailed feedback from users, Apple will have the solutions to remedy the situation. Only thing, with the iOS 9 was complaining too much on forums, social networks, many people have not upgraded to “discourage”. And if you want to increase market share, Apple should quickly investigate to launch patches – through iOS 9.1 update – as soon as possible.

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Redstone Clock Preventer

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