#lain incorrect quotes

[cozycottagevibes]

Runaan, a grump: Nothing in life is free

Ethari, an eternal ray of sunshine: Life itself is free

Tiadrin and Lain, a pair of rule breakers: *in unison* Everything in life is free if you run fast enough

[cozycottagevibes]

Lain: Where's Rayla?

Ethari: Runaan's playing dress up with her

Lain, doubtful, but also knows the power of Rayla's adoraburr eyes: Really?

Ethari, shrugs: She was really upset by some kid in her class

Lain:... He's teaching her to fight, isn't he?

Ethari, relieved he doesn't have to keep lying: Yes, yes he is

~Meanwhile~

Runaan, going through Rayla's closet: Now your shoes have a reinforced sole, meaning your kick's going to be twice as painful

[cozycottagevibes]

Tiadrin and Lain: Being lovey-dovey

Runaan: Emotions, disgusting

Ethari, walking by: Hey Runaan!

Runaan: *softly* I am disgusting

[cozycottagevibes]

Runaan, frustrated: Tia, I swear to god-

Tiadrin: *deadpan* Bite me

Lain: *snickering* I'm afraid you're not his type, love

Ethari, facepalming: Why are you all like this?

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Tired Elder/Teacher: *squeezes a toy* This is a "stress toy". Anytime you feel the urge to cause chaos, just squeeze *hands to Lain*

Lain: *squeezes until it pops*

Runaan: *coughs to hide his amusement and remain the model student*

Ethari: *wheezes*

Tiadrin: *Unabashedly cackles*

Tired Elder/Teacher: *resigned*

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Lain: Legend has it that if you say "Ethari" three times, a Runaan will appear

Tiadrin, suspicious: Oh really? Ethari, Ethari, Ethari

Runaan: *bursts though the door* WHERE!?

Ethari, coming in after Runaan: *confused why she said his name three times* Yes?

Tiadrin, giving Lain a look: How did you know?

Lain: 1. Runaan's an assassin, so he has really good hearing, and 2. He is horns over heels for Ethari

[cozycottagevibes]

Runaan: Your death would be... inconvenient

Lain: Awwww Runaan, I love you too buddy

Tiadrin: What the f*ck?

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Tiadrin: Runaan did WHAT?!

Lain: The healers wouldn't let him see Ethari since he was still resting from last night. They also said that unless he was injured they wouldn't let him stay

Tiadrin: And?

Lain, sighing: And he punched himself in the face and said he was injured

Tiadrin: ...

Lain, weakly: Well, you have to admire his dedication

Tiadrin: *gives Lain an incredulous look*

Lain, sighing again: Yeah, I know

Tiadrin: I'll leave that alone since Ethari'll berate him enough tomorrow