#lamp-san

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So, It’s Your Birthday… For SaitoFest 2020 day 3.

[impracticaldemon]

Ahhhhh! I love these text meme things so ( if it's not too specific) I would love to have a taunting Edo letter (perhaps slipped under the door) from Souji to Saito about lamp-san. 😂😂😂

In reference to THIS TEXT (aka “the text that launched a thousand other texts”) and with love to the creators of “Lamp-san” (you know who you are).

Dear Saitou-sama,

The evenings grow crisp and golden with the coming of autumn.

Despite my warm heart and bright personality, you have not been to see me in so long dear captain.  I have waited patiently, day after day, night after night, hour after hour [Ed.’s note: Thank you ‘Lamp-san’, we get the point.] merely for the chance to hear your voice once again, expounding on the history of swordcraft, haranguing me for not knowing the finer points of cold-quenching (alas!), and murmuring sweet nothings about the importance of ‘oiling well’ and ‘rubbing firmly but gently’. [Ed’s note: … ]

Could you not come visit me again?  To sit (and sleep) by my side?  To converse long into the night about the art of sheathing and unsheathing a sword?  Though I am but a chaste and innocent young bringer of light, I yearn to hear again your low, loving tones as you speak of how best to preserve a slashing edge against a thicker, heavier weapon.  How could I tire of such poetry!

Most sincerely yours,

Sumi Lamp (~ you once called me ‘Lamp-san’, dear captain ~)

Addendum

P.S. How could you resist such ‘glowing’ admiration, Hajime-kun?!  It’s unlike you to be so cruel to the innocent, especially after they have patiently listened to you go on about swords for hour after deliriously sweet hour!

P.P.S. I’m just the messenger, conveying the sentiments of the hopelessly deluded. Besides, you need to look on the ‘bright’ side: the events of that evening have given us a previously unseen vision of the kind of ‘spark’ that you look for in a companion.

Okita S.

Editor’s Note:  I feel strangely sorry for Lamp-san.

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This bizarre evening created by @impracticaldemon was too hilarious to ignore :D