Lance: Hey Shiro, I want to do a puppet act
Shiro: *breaks the fourth wall* Stand by for disaster
Pidge: *walks over* Hey guys
Lance: Oh, Pidge, do you want to do a puppet act with me?
Shiro: *breaks the fourth wall again* Cue the disaster

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Lance: Hey Shiro, I want to do a puppet act
Shiro: *breaks the fourth wall* Stand by for disaster
Pidge: *walks over* Hey guys
Lance: Oh, Pidge, do you want to do a puppet act with me?
Shiro: *breaks the fourth wall again* Cue the disaster
If I had a nickel for every time my favorite character was the overly dramatic boy who fell in love with the white haired beauty of the team, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
I'm actually thinking of writing a Voltron Profesional Pool team AU?
For those of you who are confused, 'pool' is a game where you have a set of striped or solid colored balls labeled 1-15. But you also have a white ball with no number that you must use to hit the other balls with. If the white ball goes in one of the 6 pockets in the pool table, the next player can place it wherever they want.
But in addition, you must take out one of the balls you've previously put in and return it to the middle of the table. If you hit a solid or striped ball in, you may take another turn. But the '8' is the last ball to go in during the game or you automatically lose.
Each player will use something called a 'Que stick', more commonly referred to as a 'Pool stick'. One player will choose the striped balls and the other will choose the solid colored ones. The person to get all 7 of theirs in first, gets a shot at the 8 ball. Whoever gets it into one of the tables 6 pockets, wins.
All of their roles kinda just fit, I mean Lance would be the player that can "thread the needle" AKA meaning that he would be very good shooting through tight spots and dealing with complex angles. He's is known for his showing off and trick shots, but is mostly known for his friendly nature toward his opponents.
Pidge would rely more on the math element of pool, focusing on angles in order to get the ball to go in. Pidge would probably take more time on her shots and try to sike her opponent out as she scopes out her next few shots while the other player goes.
Keith would go harder on his shots, shoot first and stratigize later. He would use pure power to get it to go in, which works out in his favor more often than not. Usually will not make any chatter or conversation during his games or toward his opponent.
Hunk would play very slowly in the beginning of the game, but shines during the end. He only needs one turn to completely wipe the floor with his opponent and win. Known for his good natured attitude and teaches cooking tips to almost every person he plays.
Shiro wouldn't exactly have a direct play style, but he'll get a ball in every turn and then uses his second turn to line up a shot for his next turn. The leader of team Voltron and attends all the pool games of his future opponent to see how they will play. Makes small chatter during his games but prefers silence to focus.
Allura would be the company that Voltron is owned by or plays for. If you want to follow the storyline, than Allura would enter the team because of some reason. I would personally say that Shiro's arm got injured and he's adapting to using his prosthetic.
Coran would be the teams manager, setting up fan meets and arranging games and challenges. He would take care of the paladins since they would all go live in a private building that Allura owns called the "Castle of Lions".
The lions would be the pool sticks, which they inherited by an old legendary professional pool team. The sticks are very valuable and many people want to get their hands on them, but they also try and bribe the Voltron members to join their team.
The Galra would be another team who are blackmailing other pool players into purposely playing bad or gaining blackmail on other pool players so that they could control the network.
Team Voltron plans to break down the Galra crime chain whilst also overcoming their own challenges and attempting to keep their private lives...private.
I'm starting to really like it, but I'm not too sure on everything yet. Maybe I should write a WIP and see how it goes?
Voltron s8
Shiro and Curtis: *waiting in que to get in a plane for a romantic get away
Keith: Lance stfu they are gonna—
Shiro: KEITH?
Lance: fuck.
Curtis: ????
Shiro: explain yourselves.
Keith: we got bored and got tickets so we could go with you
Lance: you can’t go away without the gays
Curtis: but we are the gays.
Keith: well so are we so, deal with it
Shiro: *mutters* I hate everything.
I didn't wanna admit it... BUT I FKING SHIP KLANCE SO FKN HARD I CAN'T DEAL. Like I'm so close to finishing season 8 and I'm shipping this so much
P.s. whoever sees this do not be shy and send me your favorite klance fanart, my little heart would appreciate it very much
He missed the Rain