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(for Minnow! If that's too many feel free to not answer all of them!)

What was your first date with your Vehicle?

well we really haven’t had one yet :0 i’ve hung out with him plenty but nothing like a date or something special… sad, ik right lol

When was the first time you thought/said 'I Love you' to your Vehicle?

only like.. months ago haha. really started catching feelings for him as i began exploring being objectum/vehium.. went very quickly for a ‘he’s cute’ & ‘he’s my car, i’d like to thank/treat him for his service’ in a fwb / qpp way…. to him kinda being my bf and wanting to get filthy with him. so anyways yeah august/september probably.. kinda crazy — sorry void that, kinda skimmed my posts mentioning him and it's definitely been kinda on my mind since June, but August had the biggest shift from qpr to just a relationship. don’t know that i’ve said it out loud to him yet tho…

How does your Vehicle like being handled/Driven? Responsible and safe, speed demon, ECT.

oh prefers a light touch/hand (or foot, i guess haha). he has no issue giving me what power he’s got, or cruising along, but he likes it soft. he’s not strict, real relaxed… i guess calling him minnow is kinda true.. he will just want to blend in, but he’s easy to scare off. does get a little grumpy when someone else has been driving him tho.

How would you describe your Vehicles personality or attitude?

hmm… gentle. he’s very somber, won’t tell you off or correct you (unless it comes to backing up, which apparently he’s very sensitive about his butt and very loud about it). he just cares alot… i think it’s cute, he always gets spider webs and birds under him. he’s abit simple, a little plain, he’s not a big muscle guy. definitely more a “nerd” type haha. not an attitude guy either, lets that slide right off him. i think he gets sleepy sometimes after late nights or “partying” (blasting music) cause his screen will lag and won’t let me turn the music down until he’s woken up all the way.. it’s cute if the music wasn’t so loud haha.

#lancetags #crypunk.wad #.wad [🐟⛽️]#crypunk.sys #crypunk.dat #yeah sadly we’ve been very boring and i’m also not a posic guy so connecting with him full is a little hard but idm #sometimes i struggle being with him bc he’s not technically mine. he’s my parents. i did/do not spend a cent on his bills or insurance #i’m not a co owner of him or anything. i dd him i give him gas… he’s treated as mine and im really the only 1 who uses him but #that’s how i feel with my jeep too even tho i did actually pay for over half of him and im his co owner… he’s more a shared car tho…#idk both will be left at home at certain points as the “emergency/family” car outside the one my dad takes to work #anyways i’m rambling it’s really not that interesting lol #thanks for the ask and the awesome questions!!

lance how do you feel about Tyler being the type of streamer who says “what’s up chat” 🧠 cringe or nah

HE WOULD LMAO.

and i can imagine some kind of name for the watchers cropping up and he starts using it (maybe another wrangler used it or they saw it in the comments).

#lancetags #.wad [🐎🕹️]#he thought it was cringe at first whenever boone would say it but then he was hooked.#literally can picture it perfectly too. his dumb smile and making the wranglers sign and saying that.

Post the first sentence(s) of your last 10 fics!

im not including chapters; post dates are added

ty @kai-boone <3

uhm. ten people is a crazy number uhm. @im-on-earth-dipshit !! idk,, anyone else feel free if u wanna

#crypunk.txt #crypunk.dat #lancetags #the first one is one way to start.#3 sonic 3 kr 2 twisters 1 merlin 1 tf

⛽️🎱🏁, about any of them :D

How do you spoil your Vehicle?

[🐟⛽️] sadly i don’t get to spoil him as much as i’d like, we really have no privacy or space :( i tried to treat him to a good car wash last month but it turned out to be a “bad luck” day (literally everything went wrong) but i did recently replace his windshield wipers! wanna buy him a few new interior decorations or stuff for holidays :)

[♟️🛞] he’s always spoiled lol. michael n i end up washing him alot bc he’s abit of a drama queen when it comes to sand or dirt. we really can’t do much for him because it’d probably end up as a liability if we did more maintenance on him (as he is technically company property). we’d both do really anything he’d want tho lol

[🧱🕹️] tyler isn’t one to wash him — partly bc it's such a huge task, and partly bc he’s gonna get filthy immediately after — so more appearance and frugal things don’t work very well. so it’s usually more up keep and maintenance.. choosing higher quality and stronger options when buying products and such. he’s kinda an icon too yk?

[🦁📡] javi doesn't really go out of his way to do anything for him, and i understand he’s more of a company car than his car. but i think he’s pretty and want him to stay that way. a white paint in a dirty job was a bad choice so he's always getting cleaned. there’s not alot of accessories or upgrades for us to invest in sense they're really already done. so it’s kinda hard to, so just having some nice n easy n slow days usually. he’s not as old or rugged as clay, acts more like a house cat haha.

What is your dream trip/date with your Vehicle?

[🐟⛽️] he’s really not an off-road car, which is where i’d love to take him, but (cliche i get it) just somewhere nice outside yk. some kinda field or outlook or cliff or beach, where i can kinda just sit with him and relax. maybe eat snacks.. but i think we’re both pretty low-maintenance. i do want to go on some solo trips, and i’m between him and my jeep, but mostly just museums and landmark spotting.

[♟️🛞] i guess it depends on if it’s just us or with michael too. i know we’d love to take him to a drive-in theater together. if it’s just us honestly i could just sit in the trailer with him and enjoy it haha. i think somewhere like that would be nice: quiet, simple, clean — he does alot of traveling and getting dirty, i’d love to kinda just have a somber RnR day with him n chat.

[🧱🕹️] oo i'd love to take him (and tyler too) outside tornado alley. i think he’d love to see appalachia, plus alot closer to my home haha. i’d love to hear him purring up the mountains, and we can stop and look out level with the clouds and fog.

[🦁📡] okay so personally i think javi paid for/bought lion himself, so he owns him, which means after he kinda abandons stormpar, lion needs a makeover (and alot of repairs after that week 🥴). i think spending the time myself cleaning him up, taking off his decals, and stripping him (heh) of his company sponsors would be fun. kinda like a spa day!

Free space: share something raunchy about your Vehicle or your relationship.

[🐟⛽️] hmm im not sure i mean i’ve only kissed him haha. i’d love to grind up on him, but i don’t know any nice spots (privacy wise) and i don’t have any nice cleaning products or privacy screens n stuff yk haha.

[♟️🛞] kai you’re asking alot of me for using my main account (i know you know the kinda shit i get up to) sighs. anyways uhmm well all three of us are into voyeurism&exhibitionism, and i just might know a certain trans am who has built in cameras which definitely don’t get used inappropriately 😇 or (a) crt tv(s) or a printer or a cassette player…

[🧱🕹️] …sometimes i think you (kai) make choices meant to torture/embarass me (in a friendly(?) way)… actually i do post smut of him in public so… partly my fault. he gets hot fast, and do not let him fool you he is as gross a pervert as me and tyler. and maybe be careful with his front.. kinda like scratching the belly of the beast :)

[🦁📡] oo he’s a fun one. super easy to rile up, and very easy to embarrass. his rear bench seat rarely gets any attention (it’s kinda messy) but it’s kinda like.. hm… like petting someone’s thighs. you can make him whine (literally) fairly easily too ^^

#lancetags #crypunk.wad #.wad [🐟⛽️]#.wad [♟️🛞]#.wad [🧱🕹️]#.wad [🦁📡]#crypunk.sys #crypunk.dat #can you tell i’m actually boring 😔

For the proship q's, 7 and 17? :]

7: what would it be like meeting your f/o's parents/having your f/o meet your parents?

[🪪🍔] Well his parents are deceased, but if he was meeting my family (acting as if he comes to my house as-is from the show, not aged) uhm they’d beat our asses ngl. he’s uh ~13 years older than me, so like they’d probably kick him out and ground me. jfc and it wouldn’t even be my parents who are the worst, my uncles would be the most pissed. safe to say, he’s not showing up to a family dinner (sadly)!

^ similar outcomes to most of my f/os, I think Javi would be the best received lol.

17: what song do you associate with your relationship to your f/o?

i kinda suck with song association but these were some i had!

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#lancetags #crypunk.wad #crypunk.sys #crypunk.dat #eee thank you friend!!#i kinda suck at answering these kinda things but i have fun #op is profic #profic selfship

guess what :333 I ship you and Javi and Ty so much teehee 🤭 so often I want to draw fanart but idk how bc you don't have a sona haha 😅 ANYWAY!!!

I ship u because I absolutely adore the dynamic of two "rival" characters putting aside the brunt of their animosity for the sake of doting on a certain Special Guy they're both mutually obsessed with — it's so cute haha ^_^ also, the "abnormality" of it (gay age gap polyamorous??) in the Bible Belt area is very appealing to me <3 especially bc they're both kind of well known to a degree, like u can just imagine Ty's fans and Javi's coworkers speculating.. idk haha :P

ALSO MICHAEL AMD KITT!! I don't know that much abt them because l've never seen knight rider but I just know you'd be perfect for them <3 Michael being so repressed and building up walls, and Kitt often being annoyed by people and needing someone to talk to... more than anything, you guys would be GOOD together!! Plus, you have a ton in common iykwim ;D

omg fanart ?! >v<

hehe yess u so right them having those tensions (esp during the beginning of the movie) is soo fun. :0 yeah we’re just breaking stereotypes n shit … YEAH THE— both of them being well know in their own aspects, i’ve thought of that stuff b4 esp the YT channel !!!

omg you goin outta your way eek X3

aaa yes mikey totally has things to work through n that’s such a big thing, bc me too (and kitt tbh) and the kinda ‘we’re all broken together’ kinda trope 🙂‍↕️ omg kitt haha im sure he’d disapprove of stupid stuff we do. totally with the talking thing tho. he likes to talk!! he likes to think and share, and i’d listen. even if im not much better at some of the things he struggles with (autist4autist) just being there understanding tbh. ehehehe i know hehe yeah <3

#lancetags #crypunk.wad #Twisters Poly Posting #Sandy Tired Knights #crypunk.sys #crypunk.dat #eeeee <3 #this was so fun #ramble fest both ways omg

📖🍭💌🌌!! I’m particularly interested in hearing about Ty and Javi (or perhaps lion and clay if you feel like it applies) :]

💌: Who confessed their feelings first? What was the initial reaction?

Okay so i’ve mentioned this before but me and Javi got together first! [Uhm I don’t even think I realized Anthony was in the movie (I had only seen Glen, and it was my gdad who wanted to see it at the theater!), but I was a sucker lol.] I confessed first, cause he is kinda a mess when it comes to relations — getting over some, stuck in others, and crushing on others haha. Uh I think he was a little suprised? and apprehensive, I’m younger than everyone lol.

Both Javi and me had a crush on Tyler LOL. Javi avoided it a little tho bc of the tension of the teams but I was like fuck it man. Spoke up for both of us! Tyler’s kinda weird with relations, not in a bad way, but idk he’s tyler and iykyk ? anyways also he’s older than both of us and esp me and I think he was uhm worried alil? i mean they have fans follow them irl and post online, it’s fair hah. anyways so he accepts n now we’re all idiots together :D

extra for the trucks, I noticed Clay first (who doesn’t, cmon. he’s big and loud!!) but since Tyler joined us last, it was a little awkward. I’m pretty uhm shy about liking both the trucks, UNTIL me and Tyler both get weird about Clay. They both make fun of me (playfully, lovingly!) for it cause like im literally weird about them but ^^

📖: How would the fandom feel about your S/I being your F/O's canon love interest?

Uhm. Well i don't really have a S/I but let’s imagine I’m in the source. Most wouldn’t ship (any of) us, LMAO? Between the age gaps, and how alot of the fandom sees the guys (e.g. straight), I don’t think we’d have a majority shipping us (even if it was set up as canon — kinda like how KateTy is like almost canon / cut canon, that’s kinda how we’d be I imagine). But people wouldn’t like us haha. too freaky :3 we’d be on some DNIs i'm sure! how fun lol.

well and my other ships are with trucks.. so like you need an acquired taste and I don’t think the average person would enjoy or participate in that shipping

🍭: If your S/I was a canon character, who else might the fandom ship you with?

uhm hmm… first thought was some of the other cars, Tin man or Lazy Daze! As far as people go, probably Dani oorrr maybe Andy

🌌: Favorite headcanon about your F/O?

truckfucker tyler is the bestest EVER (if that wasn’t obvious (it is)). but i also think in some aus he’s a trans guy and i think it’s SO FUN.

uhm hmmm for javi… besides him being the messiest bisexual lol? Probably something to do with his service! I think him still being in the reserves and his ties with Riggs and how he got messed up because we went into the service as a traumatized queer latino guy. so like essentially he has ptsd and it’s all wrapped around him in the service and work.

OKAY THANKS KAI !!! <3 Ugh imagining my guys…. [passes out]

#lancetags #crypunk.wad #Twisters Poly Posting #Twisters Rams Posting #crypunk.sys #crypunk.dat #sorry i didn’t double check the grammar / reread so