LANCE

he/it. 20. disabled, queer creature.

[cryptid-punks]

WHAT IS PROJECT: CRYPTID PUNKS?

LANCELOT.

My pronouns are HE/HIM/HIS and IT/IT/ITS. I use other neos/xenos, just ask me.

I am a TRANS-MASC NONBINARY. I am AROACE-spec, but I am GAY & MONO/POLY.

I am (self suspected) an AUTISTIC SYSTEM. I will act strangely, I will forget things— give me some slack. I have DELUSIONS.

I am OTHERKIN, I age & pet REGRESS, and I am a FURRY. I am OBJECTUM (VEHIUM).

I am PRO–FICTION/SHIP. I SELF-SHIP.

BLOG INFORMATION.

This blog will have NSFW (suggestive, gore, etc) topics. It will have SWEARING. It will mention TRIGGERING topics. I rarely tag, sorry-not-sorry.

Blanket MDNI as I post adult and dark content. Be mature and smart when interacting with my blog. I am not your parent, nor responsible for you.

I don’t want arguments on this blog. I will not allow endos/non-trauma systems, transmeds, (trans–)radfem or radqueer/transID (including xenosatanists), or pro-contact big-3/paras on this page. If you don’t believe in transandrophomisia, or dismiss/hate/silence transmasc suffering, GTFO. If you’re a creep or bigot, fuck off.

LINKS.

Carrd (all links & info)

F/O list & Tags

Commissions (open)

TAG MEANINGS.

#lancelogs = reblogs.

#crypunk.exe = updates and plans.

#crypunk.txt = my writing; AO3.

#crypunk.zip = characters studies, hcs; thoughts, shows.

#crypunk.png = my art.

#crypunk.pdf = my characters, rp.

#crypunk.wad = my f/os; kins

#crypunk.sys = personal.

#crypunk.dat = all my posts.

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 20 hours 26 minutes

[depsidase]

[rustwhenimdead]

I KNOW a 3rd gen ass when I see it

[rustwhenimdead]

The aura these two were exuding in the Texas Roadhouse parking lot was delightfully overpowering. Gotta love two mean badass butches with attitudes.

Thank you for taking the time to stop and see me @treadgrinder <3 was so wonderful talking in person and meeting your partners, it did my heart some good! Best of luck on all your future travels and I'm looking forward to our next meet-up!

[treadgrinder]

HEHEHE definitely something for my bucket list — meeting you was one of the absolute highlights of my trip and Trix and her presence were everything I thought it’d be.

I can’t wait to gush in my own proper write-up about how much this experience meant to me as a vehium. I’m so glad to have met you through here. Drive safe, you two! 👋

[sawed-on-shotgun]

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

[disabled-dyke]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how distressing and disturbing memory loss issues are. forgetting what you were talking about halfway through a sentence, putting something down and instantly forgetting where you put it. having to reread one paragraph over and over again because by the time youve moved onto the next sentence you dont remember what the one before it said. always doubting if your memories of things are real, not being able to remember important life events.

its so incredibly scary, it feels like your mind is constantly playing tricks on you and you start to doubt whats real and what isnt.

“i forgot” is treated like a lazy excuse when it’s genuinely such a big issue for so many people.

[cryptid-punks]

me when i remember someone stole my selfship imagine… and sadly that post still gets reblogs -> so my words are still being tossed around stolen even if the post itself was deleted.

[djpachipikachu]

runs hot and the most violently clingy person youll ever meet simon x grace who likes his personal space a lot

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[kboone]

Daily reminder that dicks are normal fucking body parts and anyone telling you they’re inherently ugly and threatening is actually body shaming. Maybe they have something to work through in therapy, maybe not, but regardless of what they have going on, bodyshaming is a shitty thing to do.

[soft-butch-cassidy]

everyone yelling "hide the yaoi" about fictional character shipping as if mark hasn't been put through the youtuber rpf trenches for years. he didn't survive septiplier only to be shocked by bloodymary

[cryptid-punks]

this pride month i should get to fuck my car nasty style. he deserves it… or maybe just check his oil and brakes and give him a bath i guess if we’re staying domestic

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[crazychimken12]

So.. I had a good laugh today about my dear car Sunset

So I was sitting in my driveway and I had the car running like normal (it's hot out and I wasn't in a rush) and I decided to check some messages for maybe 5 minutes, which isn't anything out of the ordinary. She then dings me on the dash (2024 modern tech car, but she's actually not as advanced as most because she's a "retro" special edition) with a little message that said 'depress the brake to shift out of park' and I looked at the dash for a minute and went "I do know how to drive" followed by "well if your that impatient"

My own car. Did a KITT move on me.

(yes lmao I drive a Ford but how could I not just LOOK at her 😍)

[helcathelcat]

which looks better: darker or white frames

darker

white

what the fuck is a hasselhoff

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours