Predictions for the third Land of... Story
- one of the main characters is a dick - the other one is an idiot - the already instated elders are excommunicated/british/[insert arbitrary quirk here] - they're all 2 edgy 4 you - the district leader is the only adult - there's at least two fuckboi elders - theres a quirky, naive girl character (or two) - someone says something in the native language that is implied to mean something mundane and normal but is actually sexual and/or meta - the dick one becomes progressively more dickish (especially towards the poor idiot one) - references to the ugandan mission - "we must be the most unsuccessful missionaries E V E R" - the idiot one smacks reality into the dick one - somebody inadvertently makes the obvious sex position joke - more references to the uganda mission - a reference to one of @trick-r-treason's headcanons - Satirical queer baiting - Inexplicable hamilton references??? - dick one has a bout of self-doubt and depression that is probably deserved but admittedly sympathetic - the idiot one was right all along - the idiot one leaves - it's all told from the dick's perspective