#langxin

[violetgarlends]

“Blaming Xie Lian is all that he has now that Feng Xin has a different husband. He needs it. For his mental health (which is already hanging on by a thread)”

XL after dealing with another jealousy rant from MQ complaining about LQQ: Have you perhaps thought that instead of being sarcastic and hissy and getting into fights with him all the time, if you had been be nice and gentle and give him compliments and you know, actually court him properly like Tai Hua did, he would’ve been your husband?

MQ: WHAT?! That’s dumb!

XL: Yeah, I knew it wouldn’t work but was worth a shot to try.

Mu Qing will have to reckon with the fact that Lang Qianqiu can do the one thing he can't: be nice to Feng Xin. Just kidding. He will not be reckoning with anything ever. Self awareness is above his paygrade

Xie Lian makes a good point though. Feng Xin was probably so raw and vulnerable post fenglian breakup and unwanted ascenion that he would have fallen for anyone who was actually nice to him. Lang Qianqiu was just the only one who actually did that.

Honestly though Lang Qianqiu being nice and sweet to him had to be revolutionary for Feng Xin. He is not used to being treated like that!

[violetgarlends]

“But also maybe Hua Cheng found out from his spying activities and used it to taunt him”

Now Mister Crimson, what are you doing spying on these two fucking????🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

He was probably trying to spy on them regular style, but since they're so horny for each other they interrupted his spying to start fucking

[violetgarlends]

“And everytime he loses his marbles on Feng Xin thats just going to mean that Feng Xin goes to have more sex with LQQ. For comfort”

Everytime MQ crashes out, FX goes running to his husband all “Laogong🥺🥺” and LQQ is only a man and of course comforts his wife.

MQ really stuck himself in the worst loop😂😂😂😂😂

The fact that Mu Qing knows means he somehow found out about this too. Maybe he just put it together from the timing of Feng Xin's pregnancies. But also maybe Hua Cheng found out from his spying activities and used it to taunt him

Mu Qing's taking Ls on all sides 😭

[violetgarlends]

“Tbh they were probably cuddling at first, but they're both so horny for each other that it turns into Feng Xin getting fucked senseless and bred.

Mu Qing is coping and seething”

He’s gonna crash tf out when FX pops up pregnant again

Its going to be a nightmare for him

And everytime he loses his marbles on Feng Xin thats just going to mean that Feng Xin goes to have more sex with LQQ. For comfort

[violetgarlends]

LTbh they were probably cuddling at first, but they're both so horny for each other that it turns into Feng Xin getting fucked senseless and bred.

Mu Qing is coping and seething”

MQ is definitely blaming Xie Lian somehow.

“You’re his guoshi! You taught him to be spoiled!”

XL: Now how did I get involved in this?????

Agshdgdggdhdh

Blaming Xie Lian is all that he has now that Feng Xin has a different husband. He needs it. For his mental health (which is already hanging on by a thread)

[violetgarlends]

“Being sarcastic and a little mean is the only way he knows how to cope with it. At least its also probably the best way to get Feng Xin to punch him.

Lang Qianqiu is going to have to listen to Feng Xin complaining about Mu Qing so often.”

See, MQ, this is gonna backfire spectacularly on you because Feng Xin is going to go complain to his husband about his weirdo friend being weird about his marriage and the kids and LQQ is going to comfort him by fucking him senseless and then you’ll have to deal with FX being pregnant again.

Love to see that Lang Qianqiu's first instinct when it comes to comforting Feng Xin is to fuck him 😭

Tbh they were probably cuddling at first, but they're both so horny for each other that it turns into Feng Xin getting fucked senseless and bred.

Mu Qing is coping and seething

[violetgarlends]

“To make things even worse for Mu Qing i think Lang Qianqiu should end up going on this mission in Feng Xin's place. Now theyre stuck hanging out together”

Now why would you do this to sweet LQQ?😂😭😂😭 Setting the poor guy up to be verbally torn apart by the guy who has been crushing on his wife for 800 years

Unfortunately for Lang Qianqiu i think its extremely funny to put him in an awkward situation. He's just got that certain je ne sais quoi yknow.

I think he has it in him to try and fight back against Mu Qing though. I believe in him. At the very least he can yell at him

And not only is Mu Qing dealing with the guy who's married to, and has impregnated his crush, but he's another crown prince too! That's going to make him even meaner to poor LQQ.

[violetgarlends]

“To make things even worse for Mu Qing i think Lang Qianqiu should end up going on this mission in Feng Xin's place. Now theyre stuck hanging out together”

MQ is barely biting back the urge to bite him (negative). Poor LQQ, doing smth nice for his pregnant wife and help out said wife’s friend and is stuck in an awkward mission with someone who hates him

I like how Mu Qing's instinct, no matter his mood, is to start biting. Very kitty cat core of him

It's gotta be the most awkward mission possible. LQQ's doing his best to play nice while Mu Qing is making his snarky little comments. Given that they're both martial gods i'd say there's at least a 50% chance that they end up getting into a fight. Which i fear Mu Qing might win