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Guess the context.

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Brb, taking this plate of brussel sprouts to the Dakotas. Special delivery for @lanjev.

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@ivegotitbad - Look what your hilarious use of HS gifs has done to me. @lanjev - I mostly blame you for this, btw.

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Top 5 favorite airports ✈️ Top 5 favorite desserts 🍰

~ Favorite fucking airports, eh? I fucking hate airports. I fight people in airports and scowl until I get on planes. Blah. 

Alajuela, San Jose, Costa Rica - The chillest customs/immigration/security ever and awesome chocolates and candies in the gift shop, plus the gateway to an amazing country

Charles de Gaulle, Paris, France - Just cuz it’s Paris, idk, and you can catch the train right into the city very easily

LAX, Los Angeles, CA - Just cuz I grew up in LA and I like going back

Leonardo Da Vinci-Fiumicino, Rome, Italy - Just cuz it’s in Rome, and you can buy duty-free Italian wine to take on the plane

FLL, Fort Lauderdale, FL - Because it’s not ever busy, and you get better rates than Miami International

~ Desserts. Better than deserts.

Cheesecake (Plain, or some kind of chocolate, or Oreo)

Chocolate Mousse

Fresh Krispy Kreme doughnuts

Pie (preferably cherry, or apple, or pumpkin)

Chocolove chocolate bars (my faves are Toffee Almond Milk Chocolate and Raspberries in Dark Chocolate, but they’re all amazing)

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@lanjev This is probly my favorite thing that happened today. (Sad, I know.) And tumblr mobile ate it the first time I tried to post. But I’m still posting it. Again. Fuck you, demon site/app!

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(via https://open.spotify.com/track/3E7ZwUMJFqpsDOJzEkBrQ7)

@lanjev - Leave my brain. ☠️

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@lan-jev NEVER FORGET. 😘

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Why do only 12% of your posts show up on my dash? Pink and taboo (I think, I can't remember what they are now)

Noooo I didn’t mean pink (that’s a stupid one) I meant eau de toilette

Lolllll… I thought you had a crush on me for a sec, and I got really excited. Dammit! 😘 🖕🏻

Pink - Panties, bloomers, or lingerie?

That is a dumb question. Who the fuck wears bloomers in the 21st century?Taboo - Do you have any tattoos?

Nope. I used to have my navel pierced, but I took it out and let it close up, cuz I stopped liking the way it looked. And now everyone and their mother is into tats, so I’m kinda like, eh, maybe not so interested in that anymore, even though I used to want one or two.

Eau de toilette - What is your favorite scent?

Hmmm… Idk… I don’t really like perfume at all. I guess I like the smell of fresh flowers, though. Like honeysuckle? And I like the smell of good food when I’m hungry. Lol. So… yeah. Exciting stuff.