Jun 4
What should we do with Lanky Kong (Donkey Kong 64)?
Hug
Pat on the head
Adopt
Kill
Voting ended onJun 11
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What should we do with Lanky Kong (Donkey Kong 64)?
Hug
Pat on the head
Adopt
Kill
HE
He has no style
He has no grace
This kong is a big disgrace
Lives his life in the garbage place
Lanky Kong
Is he a mess
Or is he depressed
Or does he feel totally worthless?
Who ever thought of Lanky Kong
Degraded Kong
Lanky Kong
Lanky Kong, defending himself in court
Prosecutor: and that is my final piece of evidence proving that this kong is the murderer
Judge: does the defense have anything to say
Lanky: HE has no evidence
Judge: But he just showed us his evid-
Lanky: HE has no case
Judge: I dunno that was some pretty compelling-
Lanky: Th-this prosecutor...is way off base!
Judge: oh well shit, guess I better let you go little fellow
Prosecutor: wtf
He has no style
he has no grace
this Kong vanished without a trace
“Where has he gone?”
Nobody knew
It could happen to me
It might happen to you
Some memes tend to require a fairly specific format. The breadsticks meme, for example, is tightly bound to its dialogue format, both in its original form and in the common subversions. Others are much more flexible; “gun” and “John Cena” require nothing more than expectations to subvert (same with Rickrolling, though that also tends to require some positive action on the part of the target, such as clicking on a link or a “Play” button). Lanky Kong is further along this extreme; while the “one person posts each word” format is a specific form of “Lankyposting,” all you really need for the Lanky Kong meme is the lyrics “he has no style, he has noBODY once told me
He has no style
he has no grace
th-th-this Kong has a funny face
he can bend the rules
he’s too cool for school
and he’s got just a few cheat codes for you
He can have mercy when he needs to,
And kill his opponents, just for you