Lard Nar: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him what should I do?
Shloonktapooxis: Punch him, and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him!
Spleenk: Dump him! Wait no! Tackle him!
Ixane: Kick him in the shins.
Comms officer: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.



















