#larries snark

[cynicallarrie]

One European Larrie who's very active on here was horrible to me when I said I was a Larrie who believed Freddie is Louis' son. She said all Larries believe that L&H are gay and would never have sex with women or cheat on each other and that I wasn't a Larrie and basically to fuck off. But like you said to another anon, a Larrie surely is someone who believes they are or were together?

They really think fanfiction is reality.

[cynicallarrie]

Adding to the biphobia discussion, there’s a lot of misogyny in the larrie fandom too. Some are so defensive about the guys being gay that they treat even the most banal interactions with women, such as liking a social media post a woman made, as personal attacks against the fandom. Every tiny interaction must be a pr stunt that was negotiated behind the scenes, and it’s always the evil gold-digging woman who instigated it because they’re all talentless hacks who want to syphon attention off the poor sweet innocent baby boys (who are 30). Gay men would never interact with women on their own accord /s. And even the ones that could have been stunts are blown out of proportion. Remember that one woman Louis was photographed at the beach with one time a year or so ago? I saw larries stalking her socials for months after, where she never mentioned him but was “obviously still pretending to be with him” because she posted pictures of going to english-style pubs every once in a while. Why would a woman ever go to a popular type of hang-out venue unless she was actively trying to associate with a famous person who also likes them /s? And those are women who aren’t related to them. I saw Harry’s sister getting hate for her new book for *checks notes* asking experts and professionals for their perspectives on the sensitive issues she talks about. This is apparently something only an “out-of-touch elitist” with nothing of her own to say would do, as if they wouldn’t call her an idiot who didn’t know what she was talking about if she didn’t do that. Everything is justified under the assumption that these women are straight therefor homophobic enablers of the closet therefor death threats are praxis in the name of defending gay rights actually. It’s not. It’s just extremist stan entitlement culture and functionally no different from the straight fans get up in arms because of their fantasies of dating the guys. It won’t save Harry or Louis, it isn’t helping with anything, it’s just making the fandom live up to it’s toxic reputation and making the world a worse place overall.

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[cynicallarrie]

I'm actually really glad I found your blog. I'm not a hardcore Larrie, I'm kinda neutral to it, not gonna lie but I also don't think it's impossible at all but I get so sick of every Larrie being such a diehard fan who thinks they're above criticism. Thanks for being openly critical of them lol

For sure!

99% of Larry evidence is pure fluff that can be tossed aside and forgotten. I only pay attention to the nuggets that seem highly suspicious. No, I'm not going to get into it because I'm not about to read another Larry Masterpost that has 5,000 different "proofs" in it, but maybe one day I'll do it so that I can curate the evidence.

And yeah, most larries are ot5s who never grew up or are pandemic larries which are mostly, for some reason that I've seen all over Twitter, women in their 50s who think and speak like they have legitimate dementia. I'm tired of the immaturity, the misogyny, and the halo effect the 1D guys have on them.