#larry conversations

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Larry Conversations...

Requests for Larry conversations welcome :) It's something creative to do when I've got writer's block concerning my fic.

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A Day in the Life of Larry...Kind Of

Harry: Is there anything you'd like to tell me?

Louis: Yes. I've decided there's a difference between your two creepy stalker stares. The first is your "I want you to sit on my dick" stare and the second is your "you're so adorable I want to cuddle you into the next century" stare. You alternate so quickly sometimes that I wonder if you have multiple personality disorder.

Harry: Let me rephrase. Is there something you'd like to confess?

Louis: Yeah, I did let Liam catch me. You can't handle me when I'm wet and I'm kind of an evil shit.

Harry: Not what I meant.

Louis: Oh you mean how I-

Harry: Sent Nick every piece of dirty fanart and pornographic manip of us that you could find?

Louis: I was provoked. He keeps flirting with my boyfriend.

Harry: And?

Louis: And my boyfriend is about to lose a limb in a minute. What do you mean "and?"

Harry: You think I'd fuck Nick when I've got you? I've only been trying to marry you since I met you.

Louis: Oh.

Harry: Yeah, oh. Now sit down and shut your sassy mouth so I can do it properly.

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Possessive Louis aka The Little Shit

Harry: Cute as a button. Every single one of you.

Ben Winston: Take 42. Someone grab Tomlinson, he's about to smash my phone.

Harry: what if I just-

Ben: No Harry, you can't change the line. SOMEONE STOP THAT LITTLE SHIT FROM HARASSING MY P.A!

Zayn: You know he's not going to stop right?

Liam: ...and we'll be here all night

Niall: ...and Harry won't get any for at least a week

Louis: Two weeks Nialler. What kind of boyfriend do you take me for?

Harry: If you don't change the line, I'm going to throw him over my shoulder and run, music video be damned!

Louis: That's more like it Harold.

Ben: *Sigh* You know he doesn't actually think they're as cute as you right?

Louis: It's the principle of the matter.

Ben: If you sit down and shut up about this line, l will give you an hour with him before we even start take 43.

Harry: Done.

Louis: He wasn't talking to you babe. Two hours Winston or no deal. What kind of sex goddess do you take me for?

Ben Winston: Just leave and apologise to my poor assistant on your way out.

Louis: Up for it Harold?

Harry: Up for it. Literally.

Louis: Oh babe. Why am I kicking up so much of a fuss over you again?

[isthatyoularry]

H: Gemma is coming on tour with us again! Can you believe it?

L: well…

H: I mean this will be great! we can all go out and bike -

L: Harry

H: and-and we can go get fro-yo in the middle of the night 

L: Harry-

H: and then watch frozen! Get it? because fro-yo is frozen?

L: Harry Ashton’s banging Gemma

H: ….

H: ….

H: shit