May 19, 2023
"Mutants from outer space!" Been working on new posing sprites for the Laser Shark bossfight in the new Savant Ascent.
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"Mutants from outer space!" Been working on new posing sprites for the Laser Shark bossfight in the new Savant Ascent.
Rejected Bad: Laser Sharks
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
FADE IN:
Walter and Jesse are sitting in Walter’s living room. Walter has just finished watching the “Austin Powers” movies and is feeling inspired.
WALTER: Jesse, have you ever seen those movies with the guy who has sharks with freakin’ lasers on their heads?
JESSE: Yeah, man. “Austin Powers.” Classic stuff.
WALTER: I want one of those pools. A whole pool full of sharks with freakin’ lasers on their heads.
JESSE: Uh, I hate to break it to you, Mr. White, but we live in the middle of a desert. There ain’t no sharks around here.
Walter becomes furious at Jesse’s lack of imagination.
WALTER: We’ll make the sharks, Jesse! We’ll use science and we’ll create our own freakin’ laser sharks!
JESSE: Whoa, whoa. Chill out, Mr. White. You’re getting carried away here.
WALTER: I’m not getting carried away, Jesse. I’m just tired of being a nobody. I want to be an evil genius. I want to be the kind of person who can create laser sharks.
JESSE: Okay, sure. That sounds great, Mr. White. But maybe we should focus on cooking some meth instead of playing around with shark lasers.
Walter stands up, glaring at Jesse.
WALTER: No, Jesse. You don’t get it. You never will. I’m going to teach you what evil really means.
Jesse begins to feel uneasy as he watches Walter’s steady descent into madness.
FADE OUT.
Happy 50th birthday 🎂 to Dr. Stevil!
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlCGZwc2A9M)
LASER SHARKS
Mutants from Outer Space, American all the way!
They came to save the day!
Man gave them laser beams - to protect the American Dream!
Lasers from the dark!
It's the Laser Sharks!
MUTANTS FROM OUTER SPACE AMERICAN ALL THE WAY THEY CAME TO SAVE THE DAY ITS THE LASER SHARKS
MAN GAVE THEM LASER BEAMS TO PROTECT THE AMERICAN DREAM LASERS FROM THE DARK ITS THE LASER SHARKS
JOIN THE ADVENTURES OF LASER SHARKS AND HUMANS OF TOMORROW.
Mutants from outer space