mono: i regret getting you that blender for christmas
six [drinking meat]: why?
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mono: i regret getting you that blender for christmas
six [drinking meat]: why?
Q+AL - Brisbane 13/2/20 - 22/22
Final Bows
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Probably Last post!!
Well, it’s been real. But in case anyone still follows this blog, thank you for entertaining me for these several years. I can quite confidently say that they haven’t been too boring. I’ve just set up a Twitter if you care to follow. But I haven’t customized anything yet. So, it’ll be up and running soon, but it’ll be pretty bare bones until then.
So, until we meet again, stay gold!
BANG!!
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sundown starts at half-past six
Author: To be updated after reveals! Rating: Explicit Word Count: ~62k Pairing(s): Parse/Bitty/Jack Summary: “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”
(He knows in his bones that this spell won't ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he's not real, then the curse can't take him. That's the whole point.)
---Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson's obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won't mind his own damn business.
Read here on AO3!
YOU DIE!