#lastfuckgiven

[towpirate]

And your feels..

[miss-oscurita]

That awkward moment when....

.....Your ex (of almost five years) announces on Facebook that his rebounder girlfriend is knocked up.

I genuinely could not give less of a shit (official fucks given = zero)  yet it feels like a tiny -overly emotional- gnome type person inside me just burst in to tears.

WTF?

I never even considered starting a family with the douche bag, so I have no idea why this minute part of me cares. I am so over that shit but I'm always surprised by myself and my reactions to such crap. Anyways...spent six minutes thinking about this...and that was five minutes fifty-nine seconds too long! DONE!