#lastresortowner

[ghostlyguests]

lastresortowner said:

"...Incompetent. The lot of you. Unless, of course, you bring me the unconscious body of our green-cladded VIP directly to me. Only then, we shall talk of your... positive appraisals to your little afterlives choosing to stay in The Last Resort. Do not ruin this special day for me, do NOT make ME look bad while my darling King Boo is present! Do I make myself clear?"

“ ach loud n clear yer highness. “ grinned the ghoulish royal, arms crossed over themselves. “ no green-idjit is gonnae get past MacFright! so don’t worry yer little noggin over it, lassie “ as confident as ever he was, confidence unwavered by the harsh insult and words by the other. 

“ my my is someone worried? “ he mused, raising a brow, of course he’d heard that this was a big thing to the owner, and though he didn’t expect it to be this harsh. he knew it’d eventually be spoken like that. “ well.. i can’t promise these plants won’t maul this ‘VIP’. but he will be brought over if he ever tries to get through my garden “ and the maul thing would certainly happen if the green wearing hero was to mess with his plants.

...and the movie director would’ve given his statement if he wasn’t... missing? huh. probably cooped up in his studio working on a script for a new movie. ah well. hearing that probably wasn’t all that important.

[thelastresidents]

The Other Last Resort

@lastresortowner

((Hey look, we both had the same idea, for the same muse, and started on the same day, and chose... similar URLs. You just put a lot more time and effort into your blog, and are a main blog instead of a side blog. What’s your policy on doubles? Or I could play one of her underlings instead, since at the last minute I decided to go for a multi-muse blog, instead of Helen only.))

[askdjoctavio]

lastresortowner started following you

“Why do I have the feeling a ghost is nearby?”

[ladiesxofxthexcosmos]

@lastresortowner​ started following ladiesxofxthexcosmos

{♣}” How interesting!~ Normally the dead would hesitate when it comes to approaching me but look at you. All brave and stuff! But then again I never seen a ghost like you around. Are you new here?”

[ghostlyguests]

lastresortowner said: 

"There you are, my sweet." Finally. The only other ghost that she can trust in this establishment: her beloved cat. "Are you getting restless, dear? Oh, do not worry. You'll have plenty of time later to deal with our special guest and his mangy mutt." Strokes the top of Polterkitty's head, repeatedly. This was a good change of pace, she was getting mildly irritated that her plan didn't go as expected. The feline's appearance sure was very much appreciated at this trying time.

a soft purr came from the ghostly cat as soon as she was pet, relaxing against her owner’s touch. ah yes, the only person the cat even liked the company of, no one else could ever really pet her without threat of attack. whilst barely understanding what was being spoke of, polterkitty still gave a mew as if in listening. the mention of a mutt did sound great though, those dastardly mange ridden fleabags were never a favorite, so the chance to bring one down? how excellent.

[cosmcther]

@lastresortowner​ || Starter Call

     “You have the entirety of forever to do whatever you please with the reprise you’ve been given due to your occupancy in an afterlife... and the first thing you decide to take up is compulsive adoration for a specter of neverending torment? I ask you: does the word hobby mean anything to you?”

[birds-multimuse-moved]

"Do not disrespect the great King Boo. To irritate him is to spell your own doom, fool."

“Silence Thot”

[luigi-will-follow-you]

lastresortowner replied to your post “Will you pet them?”

"I am sorry, Luigi. You may be a VIP, but dogs of the ghostly kind are not permitted in the hotel."

“N...not even if Zero’s a service dog?” As he said this, the polterpup in question eagerly hopped up onto his shoulder. “H-he’s certified! He’s trained and has a service vest! Sh-should I put it on him?”