#laszlo posting

[scapegoats-villainous]

"Good day, people of the internet! I do not know how to use this website (I am 159. Forgive me for any errors.) My name is Laszlo Samuel Eden, and I am running this blog with my lovely lady wife, Lillith! Considering we have been around since the mid 1800s, we have plenty to share and talk about. Now, you may be asking, "Laszlo, you charming gentleman, how are you still alive?" to which I say, "IT'S BECAUSE OF BLACK MAGIC AND NOT MY OWN. I WOULD NEVER-" ahem- regardless- yes. My wife and I were cursed by the wretched Blackhat (136 years ago now!) I was cursed with dying in gruesome fashion every day (49674 days or so at the point of writing), and my wife- well, I'm sure she'll explain her own curse. All of this was brought on because the "Illustrious Lord Black Hat" IS A MAJOR SOD and was crabby that my lovely wife wasn't interested in him! So now here we are. I'll toss this over to my wonderful wife so she can provide her own introduction." - Laszlo

" I am Lillith Aria Eden, former lament singer and performer. Despite being made immortal and muted by Black Hat's curse.. at least, sentences he himself has not spoken.. this is all text, and I doubt that will become an issue. My husband decided this blog would be a good use of time, since we are running out of new books to read and new movies we enjoy. I like to see him happy, so I agreed to join him here. I will also answer questions here alongside him. " -Lillith

Hello! Admin Tom here! I am the owner of Laszlo and am Admin Katie's boyfriend! I also drew the PFP for the blog/the intro image. My main blog is @verygayshark, and I am running quite a few RP/ask blogs, so I'm not very new to doing so! This blog is a sideblog of my main, but any asks regarding Lillith will be sent to her to answered in character. We hope you enjoy the blog! -Admin Tom

Hey! I'm Admin Katie, I made Lillith and I am Tom's girlfriend! My main blog is @spindadots, and I also run other ask blogs! I will answer questions and post art here relating to Lillith. Thank you for checking us out!! :D -Admin Katie

also p.s. we're open to other villainous blogs reaching out in character- bonus points for blackhats lol :) -admin tom

[scapegoats-villainous]

Can you both please stop sending blackmail threats? Lord Black Hat keeps delegating the mail to me, so he is not receiving the blackmail threats. Please stop.

-Dr. Flug @drflug-asks

"Sorry, chap! Maybe mark them urgent and hand them back to him? We'd like to be uncursed, and we have a lot of blackmail material!" -Laszlo

"We shall stop if he stops trying to blackmail us in return" -Lillith

[scapegoats-villainous]

Hey. Who tops?

"Lillith" "I do"

-Laszlo -Lillith

[scapegoats-villainous]

"𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖚𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖇𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝖔𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗.. 𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖘.""

"𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖚𝖕𝖔𝖓 𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖕𝖑𝖊.."

"𝕴 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖜𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞.. 𝖉𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖘? 𝕺𝖗 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊? 𝕺𝖗 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖔𝖔 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖙𝖔 𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗..?"

"I am intrigued by both of your.. curses."

"The Lord must have the rather grand disdain to cast such tragedies upon a lovely couple.."

"I have always wondered what it is like to live for eternity.. do you still feel the affects of your deaths? Or would your bodies fully heal after some time? Or is this too personal to answer..?"

@sunshine--moonatnight - 🎨💛 [ lowk forgot how to spell my own blog name but we ball 💪 ]

" I will certainly answer what I can, as while I do not die physically like Laszlo, I have lived around as long as him.. You watch the world change beyond recognition, you watch your friends and enemies bloodlines come to an end. People will come to you for firsthand recounts of events everyone else had died naturally of old age after witnessing…

But no matter how long you live, you will always be judged for crimes you were merely accused of. Even when nobody was alive to have witnessed it or even known what truly happened, they'd not believe you. " - Lillith

"I like your cravat! What my darling said is true, but allow me to elaborate on my deaths. For my curse, it's once a day, and I feel all the pain as it happens, and it lingers a bit afterward. Some days and some deaths are worse than others, and if you were to see Lilith properly without the veil and such, you would see she is much younger than me, despite the fact I am only two years older than her- and now you may ask "Laszlo, why is that?" and it is because dying takes its toll. My hair has greyed, my body has failed me somewhat- I didn't use to need a cane, but now I do. Death follows you, and it is awful. For me in particular, after each death, I revive or respawn in the other room a few moments later. The only cleanup is whatever caused the death being where it was when I died. If I were shot, the bullet would drop from the corpse because upon respawn, if it was still there, it would kill me again- it's complicated. Sometimes it is best not to think about it. Regardless, it's interesting how it works, at least to me.." -Laszlo

[scapegoats-villainous]

"Whenever we make a post to this infernal site, the last letters of my wife's and my names keep turning black. We can only presume this is the doing of Black Hat or just this website being odd and or cursed. Either way, it has happened on every post we have made to this website. I keep editing posts to remedy the situation." -Laszlo

[scapegoats-villainous]

" Laszlo, how many times have I told you to not message members of the organization that cursed us? I would rather not be cursed any more than i already am. When you die tomorrow, undoubtedly in a more messy and gruesome way than usual, I expect you to clean the mess, alone this time. " -Lillith

"It was worth a shot, my love! Who knows! It may work! probably not, but maybe!" -Laszlo

[scapegoats-villainous]

You two. The beautiful bride and the ugly ass groom.

"I'm not a horse?? also I'm not- I'm not ugly- Am i??" -Laszlo

" I appreciate the connection of beauty, but my husband is not that disheveled. He may be soggy but he is neat and tidy and handsome.. and the sogginess is endearing to me.

I will mention you did get the height difference down pretty well, he does need a step stool to kiss me. " -Lillith

[melancholyskittle]

trying to write fic using my stupid m dashes and semicolons and big words and run on sentences getting scared people will think i'm ai GUYS IM NOT AI i'm just annoying and pretentious.