It's currently 2am here where I live, and I am craving a nice, juicy sickfic, but I cannot for the LIFEEE of me decide what character I want to whump!! And unfortunately my character spectrum is all over the place, going from Mr. Darcy all they way over to Naruto, and I can not seem to think of a character that I want, cause yk, it has to be the right one but idk who I am looking for so I am just kind of lying in my bed like 👁👄👁 idk can anyone relate?! It's so hard to explain... I would be delighted to read any recommendations?! Cause I give up haha
I was woken at 4am by a noise. It was, I will admit, not a pleasant noise, nor one I'd heard before. That would become obvious not long after. If you're in any way squeamish, stop here. It was bad.
So, in my half awake state, I realised something important: that noise is outside. And it sounds like screaming. Non-human, animal screaming. Outside, where one of the cats and the rabbit are.
So, dressing gown on, I stumbled outside. And the reason became a little clearer.
The bunny was laid on her side, breathing heavily. I couldn't see her head in the dark, but it was clearly no longer white like usual. The hutch looked busted up. More importantly, something was in there that was not the rabbit.
So I open the bed compartment of the hutch and... big furry ass. Every single inch of space is filled. Still no idea what the hell it is, so I gently and quite carefully prodded it.
It was a fucking badger.
Now, non UK people, I need you to understand that badgers are super rare, like endangered and protected by law rare, due to several many badger culls (thanks to their immense talent for getting bovine TB). I can honestly say the only other one I have ever seen was taxidermied in a museum, and I've lived in the countryside most of my life. I'm not in the countryside anymore. I'm 10 minutes from a town centre. A fox would have made sense. A big domestic cat, maybe. A fucking BADGER? Nah.
But that's what scuttled off down my driveway at around 4am this morning. The first time I see a badger, and it's fleeing after murdering a pet. Great.
Naturally, I didn't get back to sleep. All my brain has done all day is think "a fucking BADGER?!?" on and off. I'm beyond exhausted at this point, but still, badger.
so i’m doing my anatomy homework way late at night
and it’s just this little primer for the rest of the year, on the basics of all the different organ systems and whatnot. so anyway, i get to the cardiovascular system, and my brain comes up with “do not cut the fucking fuel lines motherfucker”
There’s this really frustrating time of limbo with periods that I don’t think people talk about enough.
You’re expecting it to happen roughly around a specific time, and when said time comes up and it’s just not happening, you don’t know what to expect. You’re either over prepared for several days or under prepared and there is no in between. You’re cramping a bit, and the mood swings are most definitely there, but your uterus is just like “I’m gonna keep you on your toes.”
I am in the limbo state right now and have: a pad and an old towel under me just in case.
A song with a pumping beat in the beginning that gets me all amped and ready to do things that just disappears when the vocals hit leaving me standing around aimless and empty like my ice cream scoop just fell on the floor and flash melted... Why!? Why is that a thing?!
