Nov 17, 2019
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brain's shutting down
A Short Story
My boss: So anything to report?
Me: A guy died today. John.
(thinking oh no he didn't) My boss: Did he die in here or outside?
Me: both.
My boss: Is this a joke? I liked Jimmy . . . John . . . Chuck Norris guy . . .
Me: No, he jumped out a window.
My boss:
NNNOOOOOO!!!
Me: You didn't even know his name!
My boss: The window, my insurance!!!!!!
Me: It's okay, his family will just sue for about $1,000,000.
My boss: How is that okay?!
Me: They're not sueing the company.
My boss: Oh, that's great! Who are they sueing?
Me: You.
My boss jumps out the window.
This is the clumsy me...everytime tripping for random gravity checks!!! . Swipe to understand 😂😂😂. . I am sure that the last picture suggests that the floor didn't hit me hard😉😉😉. . 📸:Me #clumsyme #fakingcandids #hujicam #laughlaugh (at Bhubaneswar, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx7l0jLhaQARpQDZb6H9AddwVp89DroH7J-llE0/?igshid=166mq8q9h2j73
Dad said I will destroy myself because of how little sleep I get, and all I could think of was ‘good, i will die faster, im gonna do a favor to the world’
laughing with my bother about how we ugly cried cos we trying so bad not to cry again.
