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A Short Story
My boss: So anything to report?
Me: A guy died today. John.
(thinking oh no he didn't) My boss: Did he die in here or outside?
Me: both.
My boss: Is this a joke? I liked Jimmy . . . John . . . Chuck Norris guy . . .
Me: No, he jumped out a window.
My boss:
NNNOOOOOO!!!
Me: You didn't even know his name!
My boss: The window, my insurance!!!!!!
Me: It's okay, his family will just sue for about $1,000,000.
My boss: How is that okay?!
Me: They're not sueing the company.
My boss: Oh, that's great! Who are they sueing?
Me: You.
My boss jumps out the window.