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James: Truth or dare?

Lily: Dare

James: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Lily: Hey Sirius

Sirius: *Grinning* Yeah?

Lily: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Remus.

a german: "your dads' name is walt right?" a canadian: " walter, but yeah," a german: "so why does your mom call him hon?"

If You Know What I Mean

Wes: Have I told you about my theory that people with Marfan's probably have larger penises than other folks?

Elle: You have told me.

Wes: I just don't know if there's a connection between connective tissue and erectile tissue.

Elle: I think your sample size may be lacking.

Wes: Actually, the theory exists because my sample size is NOT lacking.

(Lots of very obvious winking)

sans isnt chubby, hes what u would call being...... big-boned

If the ship name for Stan Marsh and Tweek Tweak is not “Steak” I will be very disappointed

My future child will be named Craig and none of you can stop me

Alex: I swear to god if he gets a redemption arc I’ll punt a baby out a window.

Me: Where are you going to get a baby?

Alex: I’ll make one.

Me: Besides, how would yo-- wait what???

Me and Anthony browsing tumblr in class: Please don't let this be porn

*refreshes dashboard

Enter. Beautifully filmed slow motion ejaculation in a warm soft light

#laughter ensues