"I do that too, I say things like when Liddia asks me where I'm going I say something like 'To go see a movie, I heard the leading actor/actress is hot', 20 minutes later when she's sobered up I get a text, 'HEY, You're blind! Where did you really go!?'...But my favorite is when some says 'Did you see that!?' I like to say yes and make shit up. 'DID YOU SEE THAT?!', 'Yeah! Holy shit dude, that gilamonster really rides that unicycle like a fuckin' pro!!', 'wut?', 'Yeah see? You have no idea what I'm taking about either, right, Asshole?'... It's hilarious."
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"You see Liddia is a sopor fan so she often forget's I'm blind... Four times she comes out and asks me if -what's I'm guessing was four different outfits- made her look fat and four times I said "Liddia, I'm BLIND." the fifth times she asks I told her YES, she looked like a goddamned whale and that she should jump out the window and go back to her pod because they probably miss her.... *long pause* She doesn't yell or even really respond other than an indignant little 'hmph' but the next day people keep approaching me and asking me strangely suggestive questions.... Come to find out she bleached 'Free blowjobs' into my shirt."
Laurel Ladies and gents. Laurel Loevac. He's blind. ((WIP))