#lavadestroys

[obsidiancreates]

"Des! Des!"

"What, Ferox? I'm studying Sid's speech issues to pinpoint her weaknesses. They're getting worse, she's stuttering and losing words far more often. It's delightful."

"I got an upgrade! Turn around and look!"

"Upgrade? Sid hasn't even mentioned us in years, how did you get- GOOF FUCKING LORD, FEROX-"

"Isn't it cool?!"

"You look like a walking rotting corpse!"

"A fresh one! Look, hahaha, so much blooood pouring out of my skull!"

"I- guh- I see that. Oh god, your arm skin looks like tassels."

"And you can see my teeth where my cheek used to be, hahahaha!"

"So Sid is uh- oh I can't look at you, guh- Sid is spiraling, then?"

"Nope! Checked with Jessa and Sid is feeling better than usual, just nostalgic!"

"Nostalgic."

"She's listening to songs people used to make Dark YouTuber edits to!"

"Ah."

"I made out with Jimmy Casket!"

"Eugh! Everything about you is disgusting right now! Go away and come back when you're less... mangled!"

"Hahahaha, HAHAHAHA! Oh, Des, I never wanna be less bloodied and broken ever again! I'm the most cathartic thing in the world! I'm going to rip my own head off and go bowling with it!"

"Won't that be hard with the um... missing chunk?"

"I'll make do! Bye-bye, Des!"

"Bye- oh god, the back of her head- oh, I'm going to throw up-"

[astralcrash]

@obsidiancreates so, uh, my face is burning up I think Des may be coming for me, oh boy...

[obsidiancreates]

Me: I wanna make a real cosplay of Des.

Me: *looks up red-orange ombre wigs*

*wigs are like $60 AT CHEAPEST AND SO COMPLICATED TO CARE FOR???*

Me: Hmm maybe nevermind

[obsidiancreates]

My OCs as The Random Auto-Generated Chat That Was Here When I Opened the Chat Post Option

Ferox, putting on sunglasses and walking away from chaos she created: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Des, scowling in the background: It falls on me to reassemble the cookie.

[obsidiancreates]

“Why am I better than everyone?” with whoever?

“Look at this!”

Des shoves the phone in Jessa’s face. Jessa takes it, raises an eyebrow. 

Ferox peers over Jessa’s shoulder. “Sid’s account!”

“And it’s barren,” Des says with delight. “Not a single OC work in months. Surely those bastards are long faded by now.”

Ferox disappears, and then reappears in a cloud of grape-scented smoke. “Nope! Still there!”

She turns around and points at an arrow lodged into her back. “See?”

Des’s smile falls. “Really? Not even an engraved arrow? Just generic?”

“Completely classless,” Jessa says, flashing a sarcastic smile. “Not everyone has your taste, Lav.”

Des scowls at the nickname, and plops onto her throne. “Why am I better than everyone? All I ask for is a little flare-”

A plume of smoke and fire burst up behind her.

“-and some pizzazz-”

A bubble of lava bursts, sending red-hot shards of rock everywhere. 

“-from my opponents, and I can’t even get that. Sid is really running on empty, isn’t she?”

“That RP is still going strong,” Jessa observes. “Ooooh, this part has someone getting emotionally distressed.”

“Well obviously it would, that’s all she knows how to write these days,” Des snaps. “Ugh, I miss the days when I could strike fear into the hearts of her fans...”

“Before she abandoned you?” Ferox adds.

Des grits her teeth. “Harsh, yet true.”

“Look on the bright side,” Jessa says. “At least she’s paying some attention to you now.”

“What?” Des looks up. “Is she-”

Ferox does too. “Oh! I see the laptop screen! HI SID!”

Des stands up. “You pathetic, inspiration-less, snooping writer, if you do not  appear to fight me right now I shall- no, don’t you dare, I know that look, don’t cut me o-”

[obsidiancreates]

That, plus a little like... IDK, Des being sassy and rude? XD

[obsidiancreates]

I Did... Picrews Of My OCs

And here is the link to the one I used: https://picrew.me/image_maker/94097

I realized while making him that Carter would absolutely wear big fancy hoop earrings and look at how well he pulls them off. Sadly I couldn’t find a curly hairstyle the right length but ah well!

:D Ashlyn is... bean...

Closest horn and hair options they had! I think it looks pretty cool! And of course, flowers.

Look at Haley. Look at this precious bean They did have a gold pendant option, which would fit canon more accurately, but... the heart was so cute...

I’m least happy with Malum here but ah well!

I realized towards the end that Des is just... a hot version of me, in more ways than one. I literally went “Oh no, she’s hot,” as I was making this.The only lipstick option was black, but you know what, it fits.

Ferox! Because of course she would wear that headband. Of course she would.

Okay so I was like “Oh I’ll try to make Jessa,” but like, this is NOT how I usually imagine her. But I ended up just going batshit and like, this happened, and I actually love it lol. I might rethink her character design to be more like this tbh.

[obsidiancreates]

I played with makeup earlier and accidentally did a killer Des style look so tomorrow I’m gonna try and really go for it and make it even more Des-like.