#lawks

[goodticklebrain]

The Nurse is like that one relative who always makes incredibly inappropriate and embarrassing comments at family reunions.

[nestofstraightlines]

For mental ease can I just recommend: bath. This weekend and last it occurred to me to have that instead of the more efficient shower. And a soak in the tub reading a book instead of a phone appears to leave me with a sense of peace that lasts all weekend.

[ashbless]

Ashbless turned 11 today!

[ashbless]

I posted 524 times in 2022

67 posts created (13%)

457 posts reblogged (87%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@an-unimpressed-jackalope

@spthhvy

@ophidiae

@quantumblog

@warpsbyherself

I tagged 460 of my posts in 2022

Only 12% of my posts had no tags

#costume - 88 posts

#larp - 71 posts

#empire lrp - 41 posts

#art - 36 posts

#fashion - 32 posts

#a bit of politics - 29 posts

#:) - 26 posts

#oliver facey - 24 posts

#just adhd things - 20 posts

#tumblr - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 107 characters

#at least one thing the new management have proven is that they can listen to feedback and change their mine

I sent 1 gift in 2022

My Top Posts in 2022:

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

It’s true this is, objectively, hilarious 🤣.

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[kakaphoe]

I’m re-reading Wyrd Sisters and well..

“In fact,” said the duchess, who recognised the malign smile, “you like it, don’t you? The thought of the danger. I remember when we were married, all the business with the knotted rope--”

This went WELL over my head when I first read the book around 9 years old.

Bondage or breath play, what do you think?

[tamthewriter]

A note on being (visibly) pregnant

A gentle reminder:

A pregnant body is not a public body.

Please don't touch me, offer me advice, inquire about my healthcare, or try to otherwise assist me unless I have specifically asked you to do so. I am lucky to be surrounded by lovely, loving people, and if I need something I'll turn to you and ask for it. Till then, please don't ask me about or touch my body. It's pregnant, not public.

Thank you very much.

PS: Deliveries of tea and doughnuts are exempt from the above statement. Forever and always.

[sashayed]

I wanted to tag this with something like "TOODLE PIP EH OLD CHAPS WOT SHERLOCK DOCTOR WHO INNIT GUV'NA!" but actually I had almost too amazing a time to trivialize with comic stereotype. Thank you, London. Toodle pip, London. What-jolly-well-ho, you beautiful old she-bastard. 

[esmereldaweatherwax]

Granny Weatherwax pushed open the door. 'Oh dear me,' she thundered, 'and lawks.' 'Yeah,' said Nanny Ogg, crowding through the doorway behind her. 'Lawks too.' 'We're just a couple of old beggar women,' said Granny, striding across the floor. 'Begging from house to house,' said Nanny Ogg. 'Not coming directly here by any manner o' means.'

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