#laxitive

[misforgotten2]

He was so constipated he couldn’t clear the bar because he was carrying a crap load of extra weight.

Parents Magazine - May 1953

[randysrussell]

But first, the Tranya. #laxitive #Tranya #butfirstthetranya https://www.instagram.com/p/BwBQaKDnN8D/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ha8k4gm5i9r

[knowrayjones]

Have you been hurt by the lack of quality albums released lately? Well don’t worry, I’m bout to shit on these niggas. #Laxitive & #bandaid‘s on deck and ready. #roadtoacreshomes #AcresHomes #Rap #hiphop #newmusic #music #producer #Artist #recordingstudio #recording #rapper #talent #singer #singing #insprationalquotes #inspiration #hustle #grind #workethic #prosperity #perspective #comedy #funnymemes #funny #hilarious #laugh https://www.instagram.com/p/BqyKF_DnleF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jg6r4666c91d

[twomblytvblog]

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#Laxitive commercials on the #Hallmark channel are really, really #weird... #Senokot

[2galsjunk]

So, I was pricing some old #cans #tins and thinking about how small they were. Then I went to set them out and saw this #laxitive can, #notsmall! I am sure it was used in #cooking #food, but I chuckled. Small tin of coffee, laxitive can 3 times as #big. Also, if the print is too small to read, it says, "An accessory food which supplies bland bulk and lubrication. May be used indefinitely without injury and is convenient, agreeable, and dependable. Excellent for children." #accessory food, sounds like a purse. #2galsjunk #2gals_junk_siloam #2galsjunksiloam #mainstreetsiloamsprings #sometimesyouneedalaxitive

[piensalobien]

Look whos on campus #nesquik #laxitive #bunny (at LaGuardia Community College)

[succ-dogg]

Devo is still the musical laxative for this constipated world

[i-want-cheese]

So I’m stirring Miralax into my apple juice this morning and I have a vivid memory of watching my mom do something similar as a child and thinking how gross it must be to be a grown-up and I hoped I’d never have to drink an entire glass of medicine. So I’m stirring and I remember this and I think to myself, Shit happens, like we get older and wiser and stuff, but then I realized, No, shit doesn’t happen. That’s exactly the problem here.