#lazy jokes

[emirentia]

Using a screwdriver > Using your hand. ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ🔪

I don't know, I just—they must've TRIED, right?

I'm sorry.

(I'm not.)

[morning-st48]

Apprently these two banged when I wasn't looking... drifter feels left out! ;) I just find it funny everytime the 'sexy/sex' related lines are said whilst your using a gemini skin tbh

[numkeen]

The secrets of life are hidden in the long tumblr posts I'm too lazy to read...

[horrordirtbag]

[numkeen]

If I was in a horror movie, I won’t be the girl who goes towards the ghost instead of away from it. I’d be the one who runs the other way and falls down because her shoelaces were untied

[numkeen]

What if I just sat here and all my work got finished on it’s own?

[numkeen]

Yes, I'm too lazy to pick up a pencil literally one metre away from me.

Why do you ask?

[notthewriteryourelookingfor]

I don't get eunuch jokes.

Like the ones that are just "haha he has no balls he's less of a man" they just seem so boring.

Like I get it, he has no balls and you don't know how to please women sexually beyond putting your dick in a hole, let's move on