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Crimas.......new year.......festive mood yall.....

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Sorry for the shitty flames, I was rushing

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OC Interview: Augusta

Thank you for the tags, @misspepeshi & @vampwan, I saw you both request Augusta specifically, haha.

pose by Mel Bennett

Are you named after anyone? Not a person, so much as the month that the experimental program I was apart of was started. Though I don't think they gave it much thought. Lola says she likes it though, so I suppose it's acceptable.

When was the last time you cried? Nearly 60 years ago, when I was 34. The experimental program I was apart of with Lola was cancelled, so to speak, or rather, the public outcry was severe enough that they pulled the plug on creating super soldiers.

I didn't cry because I was happy, I angry cried until I threw up because I was separated from Lola. We'd been paired for eight years at that point during training, me the medic, her the soldier, it was weird being apart from her for two years as they put us through "integration" programs. Which mostly related to anger management, and a lot of therapy. I think Lola was in therapy for another ten years after the fact.

Do you have kids? No, I don't particularly want them either.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Perhaps if I'm dealing with a difficult person, but no, largely not.

What's the first thing you notice about people? Their tone and attitude towards me, though I admittedly try not to notice other people.

What's your eye colour? Red.

Scary movies or happy endings? Honestly, neither, I don't particularly like watching movies or TV in general, though I do read a lot of books, so I suppose I prefer happy endings if we're talking about books.

Any special talents? Nothing in particular that's worth mentioning.

Where were you born? I'm not quite sure, and I don't want to know.

Do you have any pets? Lola has wild rabbits in the garden that she thinks she's keeping a great secret from me, so I suppose they're our pets, in the way where I watch Lola pretend she's not watching them from the kitchen window while she cooks and sneaks out little offerings of fruit and vegetables in the middle of the night.

What sorts of sports do you play? I enjoy tennis on the weekends, there's also a sports league that was formed by others who came from the lab. I find them naming it "The Lab Rats" absolutely absurd, but at least there's a lot more freedom when we play amongst ourselves and less restraint. Many of us definitely still struggle with fitting in, for various reasons, though I think the biggest issue would be the strength that we wield, compared to a human.

How tall are you? I'm 168cm, or 5'5''.

What is your dream job? I can't think of anything in particular, I'm a trained field medic, though I currently work a 9 to 5 in a regular office as an accountant. I like the work I do, perhaps I'd like something where I can travel more, with Lola of course, though she doesn't really do well in cars, so I couldn't imagine getting her on a plane, she gets extreme motion sickness.

Tagging: @vampwan (hehehehe), @localthumbcache, @astravires, @lilmoonberry, @nitetrait, @notasimblr and of course, you as well @misspepeshi, want to hear more about your faves <3

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Once the flirt/compliment/appreciation mentally clocks:

This man is mentally SCREAMING FAINTING SWOONING THIS APPLIES PLATONICALLY AND ROMANTICALLY, MOTHHH❗❗DON'T DISH OUT WHAT YOU CAN'T TAKE-

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Rewatched Markiplier speeding through fnaf sec breach........ had to satisfy the itch in my hand after lol

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Yor ~!!