Mar 1, 2018
Robbie, down on one knee, with a ring in his hand: Sportaflop, would you do me the honor of foiling my plans, of annoying me every single day for the rest of our lives?
Sportacus, tearing up: Yes
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Robbie, down on one knee, with a ring in his hand: Sportaflop, would you do me the honor of foiling my plans, of annoying me every single day for the rest of our lives?
Sportacus, tearing up: Yes
Sport ended up stopping and getting Robbie a cake, though he had to make sure it was in a container so he didn't get sugar on him
Sportacus: I lost my villain. Have you seen him?
Stranger: What does he look like?
Sportacus: *tearing up and choking out* Beautiful
Sportacus: Hey Robbie
Robbie: Yeah
Sportacus: Well, um, do you ever like, you know, consider us adorable?
Robbie: No.
Sportacus:
Robbie: We’re adults. We’re *holds hands* mothereffing cute
Sportacus: [ nyooms past Robbie ] Future husband says what?
Robbie: What?
Sportacus: [ makes a full 360 turn, backflips three times, pecks Robbie on the cheek and nyooms away ] Love you too!!!
Robbie: ???
Sportacus: Hey Robbie, my husband’s better than yours!
Robbie grabbing his face, foreheads touching as he stares into his eyes: Now listen here Sportaflop, we’ve been married for three years, you are the sun that shines my life, you are my everything. Everyday I wonder how is it possible for someone like me to deserve someone as perfect as you. I love you so very much, even more than cake and I will give it up if it means I can spend even one more day with you. So if I have to hear you say anything deprecating about yourself in this household, I will need you to pick out the movie while I grab the special sweater and blanket for obligatory cheer up cuddles because you’re not staying sad on my hecking watch
Sportacus:
Robbie: Did I stutter?
Robbie: I want something sweet! I mean proper sweets not the """""healthy alternatives"""""" you've tried to push into me! Sportacus: [ drops down to one knee and pulls out a Ring Pop ] Will this do? Robbie: Sportacus: Robbie: Gimme the ring. We'll discuss wedding plans later
Sportacus: [ starts crying out of nowhere ]
Robbie: Sporty??? What’s wrong???
Sportacus: I just remembered… how amazing and wonderful and cute you are…