#lbbp quotes

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Remus: I'm gonna be home alone, like that one movie!

Patton: What movie?

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Patton: Janus You're mom showed me your report card. What do you have to say?

Teen Virgil: It is what it is

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Logan: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire

Virgil: so that means im all good, right?

*Emile, the crisis counselor walks in*

Virgil: ah, beans

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Logan *driving*: look theres a taco truck

Patton *riding along*: Taco truck!!

Patton *a few moments later*: *whiney voice* the guy saw me looking at his taco truck

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Deceit: marry me

Patton: i

Deceit: *holding a gun* you have no choice

Patton: I was going to say yes

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Patton: omg i have horrible news

Logan: whats going on?

Patton: I dont know how to tell you

Logan: well just calm down and tell me

Patton: ok, you might want to sit for this

Logan: *starts to sit down*

Patton: someone stole all our chairs!

Logan: *ungracefully falls to the floor*