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“all these people think love’s for show but i would die for you in secret” that’s it that’s reputation

Janus: *teaching Kid Virgil about stranger-danger* if a stranger said, "im your father's friend and he sent me to pick you up," what would you say?

Kid Virgil: "You're a liar my father doesn't have any friends."

Janus: ... Well that's not what I expected you to say.

Aggressive Support

Virgil: I'm broken

Logan: FALSEHOOD!

Roman: POPPYCOCK

Patton: BULLSHIT!!!

Virgil:

Logan:

Roman: did you just-

Patton:

Patton: I said poopy, you heard nothing!

Remus drinks straight lemon juice

Virgil: I'm just saying random things at this point and no one can stop me and if they do they'll probably succeed because i am a very very weak man

Patton: Janus You're mom showed me your report card. What do you have to say?

Teen Virgil: It is what it is

Deceit: Patton texted me lmao from the other room.

Deceit: i hear no laughing, no ass hitting the floor

Deceit: I've married a liar.

*at a sleepover*

Virgil:

Logan:

Virgil:

Logan:

Roman (talking in his sleep): Sick and tired of hearing ads? With Spotify Premium you can get one month free of-

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