#lbc texts

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Tin: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Can: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Tin: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you

Can: But I heard a siren

Tin: That was Techno

Techno: I’m sorry I got nervous

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Techno: swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Can: Heck

Techno: You're walking on a thin fucking ice!

Techno: Oh no.

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[Police sirens wailing in the distance]

Techno, who's never done anything wrong in his life ever: Oh no, they found me