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[heretherebedork]

Jia: Tir is happy in his birthday party in heaven.

Tir: *popcorn at the ready, staring avidly*

Tir: Go ahead, don't worry about me.

Tir: I'm just enjoying the show.

Tir: This is my birthday present, right?

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Tine: *playing out of tune guitar*

Sarawat: You take requests?

Tine: Sure.

Sarawat: Please stop.

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Sun: Apologize to him, Mork

Mork: Fine, I’ll do it. But I warn you that this might make me a better person and that is NOT the man you fell in love with

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King: I had too many magic beans, I can feel the magic coursing through my veins.

Duen: P'King?

Ram: ignore him, he just ate ten boxes of tic-tacs.

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Duen: are you cooking?

Bohn: I wanted to do something nice for you

Duen: but instead you cooked?

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Tin: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Can: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Tin: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you

Can: But I heard a siren

Tin: That was Techno

Techno: I’m sorry I got nervous

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Kao: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Mork: I’m a knife.

Sun, from across the room: He's a little spoon.

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Prem: Arthit, I dare you to kiss the next person that walks into the common room.

Arthit: I am not kissing anyone!

*Kongpob walks into the room*

Arthit: Okay. I'll do it. I mean rules are rules.