#lblackwell.

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Who do you ship?

us two, duh! #arbie forever. but seriously — ruby and manolo are where it’s at. they’re ridiculously cute, you can’t deny that. i’m personally down for a lachlan, malia and silas ot3 ‘cause come on, they should all just fuck and get over their drama. every other ship is irrelevant until we can see something developing; case in point: ruby and manolo. we know what we’re talking about.

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Silas is back, what do you think that will entail?

hate sex with lachlan, a possible threesome if you include malia? someone will probably end up with a black eye and someone else will end up with a broken heart. silas will probably end up trashed somewhere that he starts trying to make out with a hotdog. 

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be honest, who do you think is going to fall for silas' bullshit first and sleep with him? he seems to be hitting on everyone.

honestly, my first guess would have been lachlan. while the whole bickering back and forth didn’t exactly scream falling for anyone’s bullshit, i was hoping it would at least lead to some hate sex. it didn’t, i’m still disappointed. my next guess would have been been marie. while the two are polar opposites, it would have been the classic cliche of good girl and bad boy. though, i will say i’m interested to see what’s in store for these two, regardless of it being a casual friendship or something more. then, there’s the snooki to silas’ jwoww, ms. malia fieri. now she’s far too smart to fall for his bullshit but considering how alike they are, i just figured they would end up sleeping together first. which leads up to our last contender and perhaps the ‘winner’, if you’d like to call him that — the other laroux, berlioz. i have to admit, this one did surprise me. from the look of things, i didn’t think berlioz had time or interest for anything except the piano but it sounds like silas helped him figure out how to play the moonlight sonata on something other than a grand piano. 

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honestly if any one of those blackwells is a baby on the inside, it's lachlan. he's over compensating for something with that attitude

don’t you mean lachlan and shannon? i mean they both walk around like they own the place, thinking that they’re the toughest shit to ever grace the earth. they think they’re all high and mighty when in reality neither of them are actually calling the shots. they make a wailing two year old sound mature with how much they run their mouths and act all entitled. either no one ever showed them any kind of love when they were babies or they’ve never been laid. 

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for real we need a betting pool for which idiot lachlan corrupts first, kit or silas

not even. kit, no doubt. the guy’s as gorgeous as he is foolish. it’s only a matter of time before he starts to trail behind lachlan like a lost puppy and fetching whatever bone he throws at him. silas might be a moron but he’s at least sly enough to know the difference. 

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any ships you could maybe see happening someday?

let’s see — kit and myself? i mean, the guy could totally score in my goal post; madden and a psychiatric, maybe they can screw back a nut or two; lachlan and silas .. they could totally be the next christian and anastasia, if you’re into that sort of thing; ariel, belle, and belle’s books, total threesome. maybe they could fall in love and together find a cure to ariel’s muteness through one of belle’s books .. or at least a girl can dream. 

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What the fuck is wrong with the Blackwells? How were they even let into this place?

um, hello? i already asked that. but in all seriousness, i don’t think i have enough time or patience to go into a detailed list of the many, many, things wrong with the blackwells. like i will never understand why the pits of hell decided to open up and unleash these four three demons on us. like i’m a great person, i don’t deserve to be tormented by the devil’s spawn. how all four of them were accepted to the program beats me. if i have to guess i’d say they either blackmailed or threatened their way in — probably kidnapped prospero fanta himself and held him for ransom until they all were accepted. i’m just praying they stay the hell out of my way because why the fuck would anyone want to associate with them? from my extensive knowledge of watching criminal minds, i can tell you that two of them are sociopath’s, one of them is a psychopath, and the last one’s a fucking pushover.