[true story]
claude: [pissed off bc diana is perfect n he can find no flaws whatsoever] is there anything you're bad at?
claude: [remembers a game baby athy played with lucas]
claude: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
claude: [scrambles onto his throne]
claude: [slips]
claude: [is helped onto the throne by diana before she climbs onto his lap]
claude: [softly] fuck








