#le sarcasm

[brentering]

This week in my US Health Policy seminar

Classmate: The Obamacare bill is so many times longer than the small number of pages in Trump's healthcare proposal.

Me: Well it's got to fit into Trump's small hands.

[knightingael]

That tired line from TRAs that all radfems have daddy issues is so weird to me. Like, have you seen our blogs? We obviously have mommy issues. That’s why we worship MILFs and older women. Duh.

[ofcrimsonenchantresses]

🤙🏻 In 2020, I didn’t see my boyfriend for 6 months, didn’t touch or hug my grandmother for 9 months and then spent 14 days in isolation convinced my father was going to die from covid before I could see him again but I’m glad BoJo enjoyed the party in the sunshine 🤙🏻

[cursed--alien]

Ublock Origin was disabled. Thanks a lot, FireFox!

[somecrazybitch]

Throwback to when I was in year 7 and I thought I was basically a spinster cause I’d never been in a relationship (I didn’t count the ones with girls) and everyone else had been dating for years, so I made an internal pact that if I ever got a boyfriend I’d do anything to keep him (”make him packed lunches every day, go along with whatever he wanted to do activity wise always, whatever his friends gf’s are doing do 10x more”). 

Actually thinking about it this is probably the main thing that developed into me being submissive perhaps more than childhood things. Lol that played out really well gg lil me gg.

[killedpeople]

hey who wants to go swimming with the walkers???? :D

[walltowalltitties]

Feminists hate men so much we bribe them with Scooby Snax to be the bait when we try to catch ghosts

[walltowalltitties]

"if you’re a feminist, that means you hate men!!!!!1111!!”

yeah that’s true so that’s why stead of saying “long may your big jib draw!” to a man 

I say “long may your big jib NOT draw!” kek