Bruh 🙄 i just urgently sped up the stairs and entered my apartment, then stood there because i forgot why i was hurrying. then wandered around trying to remember. REMEMBERED I'M ALMOST PISSING MYSELF
literally cannot think of the last time I went 🫠 how long have I been holding it? I had to go when I was out for lunch with my friends but I was TOO EMBARRASSED?? TO GO TO THE BATHROOM??? WHY AM I LIKE THIS
oh um also I mayyyyy have continued to hold it instead of using the bathroom because it feels sooo good to have a full bladder and I maayyyyy have had a lot of water and iced coffee and i mayyybe possibly am pressing my legs together and squirming and maybeeeee had to emergency grab myself really hard to keep my pee from gushing out while i was standing refilling my water bottle, and it was making a really really water pouring noiseeeeeeee agh 😖