#pee emergency

[coolsexhaver]

Bruh 🙄 i just urgently sped up the stairs and entered my apartment, then stood there because i forgot why i was hurrying. then wandered around trying to remember. REMEMBERED I'M ALMOST PISSING MYSELF

literally cannot think of the last time I went 🫠 how long have I been holding it? I had to go when I was out for lunch with my friends but I was TOO EMBARRASSED?? TO GO TO THE BATHROOM??? WHY AM I LIKE THIS

oh um also I mayyyyy have continued to hold it instead of using the bathroom because it feels sooo good to have a full bladder and I maayyyyy have had a lot of water and iced coffee and i mayyybe possibly am pressing my legs together and squirming and maybeeeee had to emergency grab myself really hard to keep my pee from gushing out while i was standing refilling my water bottle, and it was making a really really water pouring noiseeeeeeee agh 😖

[dabbingdabs]

imagine u call ur best friend at 1AM, they believe it's an emergency and u just cry in capslock that u urgently need to pee and are standing right in front of their door, begging them to come outside to cover you in the corner of their apt complex 😂😂

my brother urgently rushed out for me to take a fckn piss around the corner of their apt complex (i refused to go inside bc i didnt want to wake their father) I STILL CANT BELUEVE IT

bruh i love them so much i cant, meanwhile other best friend tried to keep me distracted within the 2hour trainride bc my bladder was already bursting there 😂 im so dead but grateful at the same time what a shitshow

We call it pee emergency, not the first time, it's our thing

[datdragonslayer]

That feel when you

Wake up in the middl of the night to pee, and right after you get all snuggly and comfy in your bed again you feel like to have to pee again. So you get up and shuffle back out and it's like one drop and you silently curse the entire universe and then shuffle back to bed to make a tumblr post about it because falling back asleep