#lear.ima

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I’m sorry but I adore the idea of calling one of the guys a Pokémon’s mama bc I know you’d get strange looks from most of them.

Handing Volo his Togepi and telling him she was “looking for mama” and he just takes his egg daughter like “haha yeah… wait…”

Seeing Hoopa messing around with Lear and asking the creature “aw, are you playing with mama?” And he just… looks at you…

Please I’m cackling

"Are you looking for your mama?" to a Joltik. It hops up and down and lets out a chirp. You then carry it to Emmet and alert them that you have found mama. Emmet embraces it for but a moment and coos that mama is right here. You give the strange look this time.

"Do you want mama?" you ask a confused Litwick staring at Ingo on the phone. He has to pause to glance at you. There is nothing more said as he continues his call.

"Did mama lock you out?" You ask the poor, mrowing Meowth. The door to the police station opens as Nanu stares unamused. He takes the Meowth in and shuts the door. You gasp in offence.

Holding a Beldum that Steven is caring for while seeing it acting strange. "Missing mama?" you asked. It lets out a cry. Steven, who is dusting a stone nearby, has to physically pause to process that. Especially when you hand the Beldum to him.

"Mama is hungover again, isn't he?" you ask the Liepard watching Grimsley nurse a headache with coffee. He shoots a tired glance at you. Leipard lets out a meow in concurrence.

"Your mama is ignoring you..." you pet the poor Wimpod as it stares adoringly at Guzma. He stops whatever conversation he is having with Plumeria to look at you. He then picks up the Wimpod while loudly calling himself dad.

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The mama posts remind me of the cute animal pics with "Let's *insert action* with mama" captions. "Let's be a batista with mama", "Let's look at gems with mama".

Litleo bravely lighting the burner that Grisham uses to boil his water.

Beldum watching Steven (carefully) assault a wall with a pick to dig out a shiny stone.

Joltik menacingly puffing up at someone littering on a train while Emmet approaches.

Litwick looking at the paperwork Ingo is reviewing on his laptop curiously.

Hoopa vibing with Lear in the treasure vault.

Meowth hissing at a Team Skull member trying to vandalise something while Nanu tiredly asks them not to.

Liepard slapping a button on a slot machine before Grimsley can.

Venipede wearing a mock pair of Corbeau's glasses and staring down someone who took a loan with the Syndicate while Corbeau casually threatens them.

Togepi holding the Fairy Plate and attempting a maniacal laugh. Volo stops doing that himself.

Dratini trying to stand tall wearing a cape and slithering after a Rocket member. Lance sighs at the sight. (Then has his Dragonite Hyper Beam them.)

Wimpod trying to be threatening alongside Guzma. Then hiding behind him when the person is too scary.

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Wait I can help

Child Grisham laying on his back with Charmander curled up on his chest, afraid to roll over and accidentally snuff out the fire at the end of his tail

Child Lear sneaking out at night with Hoopa to go stargazing, only to fall asleep together in the grass.

Child N curled up around Zoroua protectively like a mother Zoroark would bc that is!!!! his friend!!!! he will keep him safe!!!!!!

Hoopa warps Lear back to his bed so that he doesn't get in trouble anymore than he inevitably will.

Grisham is so, so scared of how fragile Charmander is with the tail. He likely tanked an attack to protect him, too, even...

N loves his Zorua. His brother, basically. They are bonded in a way that no one else can understand.

Child Guzma sleeping outside with his Wimpod, trying to avoid his dad and being with his buddy.

Child Colress not sleeping but rather staying awake for many more hours than is healthy with his Klink. The gears just watch him in distress.

Child Volo and his egg. The beloved egg. Eternal egg, even.

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Lear's partner goes to Kalos to participate in the ZA Royale while Lear is busy with work on Pasio. He randomly gets a text from them about a friend trapping them in debt with a shady group. He immediately plans to fly out and demands to know where the guards he assigned to you went off to.

Corbeau bewildered when another short man bursts into his office and demands to see documents now.

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How do the steel type pokehybrids work actually? (in the sense of how you'd even have intercourse with them) Is their skin composed of steel or like something else

Depends on the hybridisation?

Like, Klinklang Colress is more like a mechanical human than anything else. The gears in his chest are the most obvious feature as to what he is. He definitely is made of a metal, but that is his appeal. Basically, robot boyfriend. For reproduction, uh, with him, he probably made his own parts for that and is performing experiments to properly reproduce with a human.

Metagross Steven is more humanoid. He has fleshy parts of his bodies, but extremities coated in rugged steel. He also has an extra pair of arms (read: Metagross legs) that extend out from his back. His chest has the cross of a Metagross's face across it, and his eyes are black sclera with glowing red irises. He has no blood but instead a magnetic current that acts as it. He is like a cyborg, more so? He has pretty normal looking parts and can reproduce easily with a human.

Gholdengo Lear is an oddity...? Primarily more of a ghost, so something possessing a coin and existing on its own. But, the coin body is real... His body seems human until you touch it, which then it is obviously made of metal. As for reproduction... coins. Something happens with coins.

Lastly, something like a Skarmory hybrid (ig Philippe), they are just harpies with a steel coating on the body. Nothing mechanical inside. Just. Harpy. Eggs.

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Lear's penis, the Leanis if you will

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Lopunny Lear watching Grimsley wander the island in a playboy bunny costume. He wants to yell its offensive, but he hates to also admit that he is pulling it off. Everything is made worse when the train twins show up wearing attached bunny ears to the butler costumes. He is being mocked. His status as a bnuuy is being frivolised.

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Lopunny Lear sunglasses...