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What your dog can FUCKING chew on!

So you’ve got a dog in your life. It’s full of love, full of goofy antics and of course unconditional love. You know what else it’s getting full of? FUCKING POISON because YOU went to the pet store uneducated. But it’s okay because this post is here to tell you how to NOT fill your cute little puppykins with fucking poison!

Did you somehow decide getting a puppy was a good idea? Teething puppies are fucking sharks okay? They will shove anything in their mouth for some relief. Your shoes! Your TV remote! Your Cell Phone!  They are in a shit ton of pain because their adult teeth are busting through their gums! Is your older dog chewing? It’s probably because it’s bored out of it’s mind. Older dogs chew when they are bored, when they are stressed the fuck out and when they are filled with RAGE.  It’s important that YOU go into the store with an idea of what kind of chewing your dog is capable of...on a scale of 1 to a Fucking Wood Chipper. How much does your dog chew? Where in his big flappy mouth does he hold the chew? Front? Back? Side?

Now it is important to recognize that ANY chew you give your dog can pose DANGER. A bone that is too hard may result in a broken tooth! ANY dog can try to swallow a bone too large for it (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) and any chew can pose a choking hazard to a dog. The bone should be bigger than it’s big mouth! (That’s also what she said!)

There is a huge fucking mess of bones, plastic, and garbage in the treat aisle of a pet store!  Some chews are great. Some chews are FUCKING POISON! 

Let’s start with the most popular chew! THAT’S RIGHT THE POISONOUS CHOKING HAZARD. The one you can find at the dollar store, or basically any store that offers a pet section! Rawhide. Stores are littered with this shit and it’s ridiculous. It comes in many different shitty sizes and colors. FECES BROWN, INDUSTRIAL WASTELAND RED, aaaaaaaand BLEACHED ASS WHITE! Rawhide is a by product of the Leather industry and it is bathed in a nice healthy batch of DANGEROUS FUCKING chemicals before it is delivered to store shelves and sold for your cute little pupper!  Well now that you hopefully aren’t going to give your dog this damn poison called Rawhide. I bet you are gonna wanna go with the next best thing! That’s right. Give your dog a nice mouthful of some fucking manufactured molded plastic! These widely popular chews take up a majority of the pet chew aisle. They are different flavors and shapes....just like the rawhide! Except it’s chunks of fucking plastic that tell you on the package blatantly that you are throwing your money in a god damn garbage can! If your dog breaks off any tiny pieces off of this shit (which it will because your dog has jaws...and these are made of plastic) you are supposed to dispose of the chew. I don’t know about you...but my dog would have pieces all over the place in like 5 minutes!  Sure some dogs probably do well with this shit and don’t break off pieces but come on...do I even need to explain why you shouldn’t feed your cute little smooshy puppy FUCKING PLASTIC? 

Well there goes half the fucking treat aisle! Great...now you’re probably like. Well what the hell can I give this fucking shark? He’s eating everything except my girlfriends pussy!!! ....Stop....I meant her CAT you sick fuck! Don’t worry we aren’t done! Let’s move onto the shit you should actually feed your dog? Why? Because it’s digestible! Your dog can eat this shit and DIGEST IT...and IT’S NOT FUCKING POISON!

Wanna know what one of the best chews your can get your dog is? A nice solid bull cock! A Bully Stick! Sometimes marketed as pizzle or a HIGH PROTEIN beef muscle! They come in all shapes, sizes and colors just like the rawhide, and nylabones...but this is all natural! Most sticks start at 6′’ and go all the way up to 36′’. Careful now you want to select the right sized cock for your dog not too big and not to small. It’s important to find one that is just right! I highly suggest you get odorless ones or you will have to evacuate your fucking house till your pupper is done slobbering all over that thing. I’m not even playing, these things REEK. So do yourself a fucking favor and get an odorless one! Supervise your dog and make sure he doesn’t get that cock too small and choke on it! Bully sticks are fanfuckingtastic for dogs of all ages and sizes!

Alright so you want your dog to feel like it has a rawhide because the bull cock just isn’t where you want your dog to be? Here’s an option. I present the Earth Animal NO HIDE Chew! With Limited Ingredients this mixture of flavor, gelatin, brown rice, flour and eggs, Olive Oil, Banana, and bromelain is rolled up to look just like the chemical cluster fuck also known as rawhide...but it isn’t. This is DIGESTIBLE and makes the flavored rawhide look exactly like what it is...GARBAGE. No Hide Chews some smothered in delicious flavors like Pork, Chicken, Salmon and Beef. They also come in different sizes for different size puppers. The price point is a little more for these guys, but it’s either pay a little more now or get fucked in the ass by veterinary bills later!  Here is some more information about these glorious chews:

Link: https://www.earthanimal.com/c/for-dogs/dog-treats/no-hide-dog-chews/

Now comes the best of the best in my book. The Himalayan Chew. Holy shit, the people that decided to start giving these things to dogs are geniuses! This bad ass thing only has 4 ingredients ....4! Yak Milk, Cow Milk, Lime Juice and Salt and it’s hardened into this weird phallic shaped block that is literally cheese! Even people eat this stuff! They range in color from brown, to sort of brown to yellow to some weird pink, orange salmon color? Not only that but this bad boy is two treats in fucking one! When your dog gets down to the end of this thing you can go on and take it away and place that puppy in the microwave for like 30-45 seconds. (Figure of speech...do not put your dog in the microwave...PLEASE)  POOF IT’S A WHOLE OTHER TREAT MOTHERFUCKER!  This crazy YAK MILK CHEESE SHIT just poofed up into a cheese puff that is easily chewed by your dog and it’s also 100% DIGESTIBLE! Just wait for it to cool and give your good boy the last part of that delicious thing! Hell even try it yourself. The people in the Himalayas do! Dogs of all ages and sizes love these damn things and it’s safe on even the most sensitive of dog stomachs. 

I hope this article has shed some light and cleared up information about the aisle you see at the stores full of chews and you can make better choices to help keep your dog alive! I definitely didn’t mention all the chews available as there are still horns, filled shin bones, knuckle bones and all that shit! Use your judgement and READ shit before giving your dog these items. On a last note for this post: Never ever give your dog cooked fucking bones from chicken or other meats you have cooked. Those bones will splinter to hell and cause a path of destruction in your dog. You will regret it. Anyhoo you and your dog(s) have a great day! 

[drjorighetti]

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