I am going to carry on writing this stuff until someone stops me.
Finding a niche
Okay, there had been five jobs in four years and dad was not happy. The last one at the University of Bradford lasted the longest but the Polyester Mafia had got me. That's what I called my supervisor and her thugs. I had progressed through the system from informal warning through first and second written warnings and now I was up before the Head of Department after I had spectacularly crashed the final written (warning).
It was mostly that I was incompetent. I did not fully know the alphabet so I put the returned books anywhere. Things like that. There had a big drop on the volume of the overdue fines levied. I operated a personal policy of forgiveness. Word got around and all the worst offenders pitched up when I was working.
The two biggies against me though were 'associating with none professional staff'. i.e. the library porters. I took my breaks with them, as I did not like eating with people who were trying to sack me. What did for me in the end though was BT Dial-a-Disc. Management had noticed a striking uptick in telephone charges. 'They' got an itemised print out from the telephone company. Somebody had been phoning the special premium service ( for 2p you got to hear the number record in the pop charts) repeatedly during the course of some evenings, and those times matched up with when I was solo working. So, in the end, it was my love of Diana Ross singing Mahogany that did for me. There was a hearing and I was sacked. The Polyesters had got there way.
The Head of Department asked me to hang back and speak with him. He knew that I was a volunteer at a Mencap Youth Club in Guiseley. The set up was a youth club for mentally disabled teenagers, and in keeping with the idealism of the time half those who attended were 'normal' teenagers from youth groups in the district. I started going to earn a scout badge for volunteering when I was twelve. So on the back of this, my Head of Department phoned up a friend of his who was in charge of nurses at Meanwood Park Hospital in Leeds and asked if I could have a job there. They agreed on the spot that I could be a nursing assistant but I would have to call in for the formality of an interview. In the years where I had been getting sacked from all the different jobs, I had been studying for an A level in Economic History at night School and it was on the strength of that the hospital offered me a place on their nurse training scheme part way through my nursing assistant interview. Meanwood Park was a long-stay hospital for people who were, in the language of 1976, Mentally Subnormal. In 2020 we would use the term Learning Disabled or Intellectually and Developmentally Disabled. In the 1980s the term was Mentally Handicapped. In some places, it was and still is Mental Deficiency. The term changes often and usually sounded unkind. The hospital itself at one time had held 900 patients, many of whom had been there since the early 1920s. They lived in large wards which we called Villa's. Conditions were very bad indeed on some wards. I came close to getting sacked many times and was unofficially blacklisted by Leeds (Eastern) Health Authority before I had even qualified but I went on with South Leeds Bob Johnson to do the job, together with psychiatric nursing for the next forty-five years. Bob is three years older than me but the head of the school of nursing made him a kind of buddy mentor as they were concerned I was too young to cope with the job. Another student from those times is also on here and he went on to work in another speciality.
Putting it diplomatically working at Meanwood was an intensive course in the best and worst in human nature. We also had the best parties in Leeds at the Nurses Home. I mean incredible ones. My mum was worried about me working there. She thought it would make me very hard but a job was a job and she dropped me off at the Nurses Home on Sunday afternoon the 22nd August 1976. Nursing took me all over the world but it was hopeless for getting girlfriends. I could never let on I was a male nurse, instead, I would tell them I was a Gas Man which was sort of right. Photos. Left. The Nurses home. My room was on the top floor 4th or 5th from the right. Second photo The Hospital itself. In 1976 it held 650 patients in 20 wards.
Mahogany. Diana Ross. The song that got me sacked










