#lee!wayne

[starlightglimglam27666]

Human Disadvantages

Summary: Mavis decides to cheer up two of her uncles after Dracula punishes them by making them human.

Recap: "I'M KEEPING THIS!" Dracula said as he grabbed the monster ray and turned to the other monsters. "If any of you misbehave, you'll have to spend a whole week as a human!"

Unfortunately, that was today. The monsters decided to play a prank on Johnny that day. Griffin has already told the others about his plan. He was planning on invisibly ambushing Johnny, making him a giggling mess. The others asked if Drac would suspect them, but the Invisible Man was confident.

The monsters went in to the second row seats and got into position for phase one. Griffin lightly poked Johnny's side, making him jump a little. Mavis was the first to notice.

"Are you okay, Johnny?" she asked, bewildered by how her husband was acting.

"Y-yeheah, everythihing's fihine," Johnny managed as best he could through his giggles. Drac, who was reading a book, just stared.

"Okay..." he said, not bothering to question anything. The other monsters grinned at each other and Griffin started tickling Johnny's sides, causing uncontrollable giggling.

"W-what's gohohohohoing ohohohon?" Johnny said through his giggles. Mavis started suspecting that this laughter was not a reaction to something funny as far as she knew.

"Good question..." she said noticing that the other monsters were right behind them. Drac just kept reading, not noticing a thing. Mavis just gave the other monsters a look that said I'm watching you.

"Oh, she's eyeing us..." Murray worriedly said.

"It's not like she's gonna tell Drac, right?" Frank said, blowing their cover when Drac looked uo from his book.

"Tell me what?" he said, looking at the others. Mavis decided to call them out.

"Uncle Griffin and the others are being weird and trying to prank us!" she blurted out, glaring at the other monsters. They looked nervous as they knew that Drac waa going to punish them as he grabbed the monster ray and turned to the other monsters.

"That's it! Prepare to be humans!" Drac said, turning the ray to the human setting and turning all four monsters human.

The next day, their week had begun. For Frank and Murray, being human wasn't so bad. In fact it was a benefit. Drac sat in between them, having to listen to snoring and camera clicks. Sure he felt bad for doing this but no one can go unpunished. However, Griffin and Wayne were not happy about being human. Sure being visible was great, but if Griffin was invisible he could sneak up on others and not be seen. For Wayne, this was his second time being a human. The first is when they mistakenly drank human elixir. He wasn't used to this whole human thing.

After a while, Mavis, in her bat form, came in. She saw that Griffin looked unsettled and Wayne had his knees to his chest. She had never seen them like this in a while.

"Hey, guys," she said, landing in between them and transforming back into her vampire form. "Um... sorry for ratting on you like that, but you know how my dad is."

"We've been through worse..." Griffin admitted, getting sidetracked. "Even though being human sucks."

"Y'know, I think I might know how to cheer you guys up," Mavis said, getting an idea.

"How?" Wayne asked, not knowing what he and Griffin were in for.

"As I've learned from my dad, laughter is the best medicine," Mavis said, now smirking. Griffin knew what that meant.

"Oh, no," he said, trying to get away, but Mavis, being the clever vampire she is, transformed into a bat and tackled him with all her strength as she transformed back, pinning him down.

"A treatment like this will have you cheered up in no time," Mavis said, positioning her fingers at Griffin's sides.

"Mavis, please don't, EEP!" He didn't have time to finish his sentence as he burst into laughter as Mavis started tickling him.

"So you're ticklish, huh?" Mavis said as she tickled his sides.

"M-Mavihihihis, that tickles!" Griffin said through his laughter as his sides were shown no mercy. "Stop it!"

Wayne just watched with confusion and anxiety. He'd never seen Mavis tickling any of the monsters at the hotel, and that she tickles Johnny on a regular basis. He was also aware Mavis would be tickling him as well. Sure he's been tickled before, but only during his first time as a human.

"Y'know, if you were invisible, it wouldn't be as much fun," Mavis said, targetting Griffin's stomach, without knowing how ticklish he is there. He was overwhelmed with hysterical laughter.

"STAHAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIHIT! MAHAHAHAVIS! PLEHEHEHEHEASE NOHOHOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHORE!" Griffin pleaded through his laughter as his stomach was shown no mercy.

"But you look happier already," Mavis said, satisfied that her plan was working. She kept tickling Griffin, sensing that he was close to being cheered up.

"STAHAHAHAHAHAP! PLEHEHEHEHEASE! I CAHAHAHAHAN'T TAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIHIHIT! NOHOHOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHORE!" Griffin found it very difficult to get any words out without being dissolved by laughter.

After twenty minutes of nonstop tickling, feeling like hours for Griffin, Mavis stopped tickling him and turned to Wayne, who barely had enough time to react when Mavis lightly poked his side, causing him to jump a little.

"So you're ticklish too, huh?" Mavis said as she lunged towards him, grabbing his sides, making him giggle.

"P- plehehehease, don't do this!" Wayne said as best he could through his giggles.

"And leave you out of all the fun? No way! Besides, I haven't even started and you're already giggling," Mavis said as she started tickling him. "Everyone should be included in fun activities."

"But it tickles!" Wayne replied with giggling as Mavis continued to tickle him. She has never tickled him before.

"That's the point!" Mavis said as she targeted his stomach, causing uncontrollable laughter.

"NOHOHOHOHOHOHO! MAHAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIHIHIT STAHAHAHAHAHAP! PLEHEHEHEHEASE! I DOHOHOHON'T LIHIHIHIHIKE THIHIHIHIHIS!" Wayne pleaded through his laughter as his stomach was shown no mercy.

"Awww, but why? Hehe. This is fun!" Mavis said, continuing her assault.

"THIHIHIHIHIS ISN'T FUHUHUHUHUHUHUNNY! STAHAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIHIT! I'M TOHOHOHOHOHO TICKLISH FOHOHOHOR THIHIHIHIHIS!" Wayne found it very difficult to get any words out without being dissolved by laughter.

After twenty minutes of nonstop tickling, feeling like hours for Wayne, Mavis stopped tickling him and was satisfied with her mission.

"So, do you guys feel better?" Mavis asked, leaning in as if she were to tickle them again.

"Yeah... we do," Griffin said as he and Wayne were catching their breath after being tickled to bits.

[oliviaischillin1204]

a bit nippy (tickletober day 6- "cuddles")

word count: 782

i've never posted in this fandom before, so if you've found this post randomly then pls heed the tags! if anyone knows this show, this is set roughly in between seasons 2 and 3

Tanis opened the door and braced for impact. The icy winds hit her like a punch to the face, and there was Wayne.

"Wayne."

"Tanis. How're ya now?"

"Good'n you?"

"Not so bad."

"Yeah, I'm sure." Tanis eyed him up and down. "You cold?"

It was negative eight degrees celsius today. "A bit nippy."

"Yeah, I can see your bit nippies. Shut my door." She turned heel, but he only followed her in enough to shut the front door and stand on the threshold. "What happened to the turtleneck?"

"You lose a lot of heat in the neck."

"You're standing in my doorway losing heat in the neck," Tanis replied. She pointed to the chair, and after a moment Wayne sat down and began removing his boots. "Not like you to not be dressed right for the winter."

"Well, a man can spit off a bridge and hit the water every time, but he's S-O-L if he forgets it's the dry season."

"Don't talk to me like a hick. You didn't check the weather."

"I didn't check the weather," he admitted. He'd removed his shoes and jacket and was now sitting stiffly as he watched her pour two shots. She turned, raised an eyebrow and slid one across the table.

"Pitter patter."

"Down the hatch."

They toasted, threw back the shot, and tapped the glasses twice on the table. Silence crept over the room. Wayne, for once, didn't seem to know what to say.

Fuck that skittish-ness. Without a spare look his way Tanis brushed passed him and headed to the bed, untying her robe as she went.

She reached the bed, throwing back the duvet and the quilt she'd been hunkered under. When she didn't hear any movement, she shot a look over her shoulder. Wayne was still sitting at the table.

"Do you wanna warm up?"

"Well, I think I'd just end up cooling you down."

"I don't mind being a bit nippy."

"What about your bit nippies?"

Tanis straightened up, turned and faced him head on. "You lookin'?"

It took a laughable few seconds for Wayne to avert his eyes. "... No."

She didn't say anything else, just raised an eyebrow. A beat, and then Wayne was rising to his feet, disrobing to an appropriate level for sharing a bed with your friend-acquaintance-ex-girlfriend. She climbed in first, and he followed, grabbing the blankets and arranging them neatly and equally over the two of them. When he finished, the two were laying side by side, arms and thighs pressed together as they stared at the ceiling.

Tanis cut him a side eye. "I'm not sleeping with you."

"A man and a woman sharing a bed means nothing in and of itself," Wayne said. "'Specially when said man and said woman have a strictly platonic relationship."

"I never said it was strictly platonic."

"...Well," Wayne said slowly. "Then I believe we're currently entangled in what the youths of today would refer to as a situationship."

Tanis snorted. "Fuck me."

"I didn't invent it."

"You brought it into the bed, though."

"You brought me into the bed, though."

Suddenly they were staring at each other. Tanis wet her lips. "Sure did."

The kiss was familiar, no rush or desperation or extreme passion to it. They kissed because it was nice, and because they were two people in a bed on a cold autumn night.

Tanis wrapped an arm around Wayne's chest, tried to pull themselves closer together, and that's when the first giggle broke.

She raised an eyebrow again. Repeated the motion, curling her nails over his toned flank, and once again Wayne released that stupid chortling giggle he did. It sounded ridiculous and made her feel sappy.

"Christ, your chest is cold," she noted with amusement. It didn't take much for her to throw a leg over Wayne's, reaching to tickle his other side while he squirmed and laughed. She rested her head on his shoulder and listened to his heart drum under his skin.

"All that farm work didn't toughen you up?" she taunted. He lifted his head like he wanted to answer, so she took a few extra seconds to scribble across his belly before giving him a break.

"It's-- not about being tough-- everyone's ticklish," he said. "Dogs are ticklish."

"You're better than a dog."

"I'm not better than basic physiology."

"I like it," Tanis announced. "It's cute."

Wayne gave her a side eye. "On you, too." Suddenly his big hand was wrapped around the top of her thigh, and she threw her head back as her own giggles spilled out. Her body wanted to get away, but she knew there was no reason to. No reason at all.