oh yeah so an old sona of ours got claimed/turned into a new headmate and i was trying to deny it but then it literally took over the entire brain and got unsupervised access to the computer for a bit (all it did was talk to our qpr, listen to loud complextro music, almost make itself a pk, and doodle the first 3 or 4 images but it was. still. insane). also we still dont know Why/How it was able to Do All That without anyone stopping them
Loona: Oh hai thar, welcome to Infâmes Meurtriers Professionnels. Mah naym is Loona, but you can also call me Loonie or Loo Loo if U leik, Lolz. Do you like my look? I wuz at the mall with my bestie birdy friend / stepsister Octavia. (She’s the one who gave me dis cute tiara) and I saw dis outfit was on sale and was like OMG I needz dis, it would go so well with my hair. Also, do you leik my hair? I dyed and styled it myself. I learned it frum sum tutorial video, the dye part I mean, not the style part. I saw someone else with dis style and thought it wuz totes adorbs. Very fluffy and soft. The video mentioned somethin bout scene fashion? It’s wut inspired how I painted my nails too. I think it’s sum kinda hooman thing, and it’s so colorful an kewl and awsum an - Oh gosh, look at me ramblin liek a silly goose, I forgot to ask if U wuz R newest client. You are? Awsum. Real quick, just wanna say I leik your outfit, it “suits” U, git it? Cuz ure wearin a suit. Oh and I also like your gold brass knucklez, they’re so sparkly, gotta lil blood on them though. Well just go thru dat door and Moxxie, Millie, Blitz- Blitz is my dad by the way, well I mean stepdad but I see him moar as a dad dad instead of a stepdad. He’s leik the best dad in all the seven layers of hell, he’s so nice, and funny and lets me do whatever I want and- Oops, ramblin again, sry, lol. What wuz I sayin again? Oh ya, just go in da back and tell us all the important details and we’ll do the rest. I hope blitz lets me join dis mission since I missed the last one. ring ring Oh, scuse me, I’ve got to take dis, I bet it’s Bee invitin me to another one of her partiez, I luv her partiez. There’s always lotz of people, and bright colors, and dancin and so much food, and sweets. I luv sweets, and the onez at Bee’s partiez are the best. I did eat a bit too much last time and got a rly bad tummy ache. Dat’s actually why I missed our last mission, remember when I mentioned dat...Oh I see you're already goin. Well bye bye, have a good day, rawr XD.
Emo culture has some exclusive terminology, they also have some other phrases that came from the early 2000s. Some you may know and use, some you might have heard and some you may have had no idea about.
Below is a list of words and their meanings to help you out;
This post contains swearing and mentions of SH.
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Bae: A shortened version of 'baby'. Used as a term for a partner or as an adjective for something you like/an attractive person.
"She's so bae."
Biatch: Bitch. A word to describe someone you don't like.
"Shes such a biatch."
Cutting: The act of self harm, slitting your wrist.
Don't cut please x
Crashy: Classy, but trashy. Someone whos attractive and dress in revealing/trashy outfits but have high standards.
"Shes cute, but crashy."
Crunk: Excited, hyped up and/or intoxicated. Also a genre of music.
"Down to get crunk tonight?"
Dayger: A daytime rager, a party being held during daylight.
"Did you get the dayger invite?"
Emo: Someone typically with black hair and clothing who listens to emo music. We all know that's a stereotype.
"He's totally emo, he loves Pierce."
Fetch: Something that looks cool, nice, good or expensive.
"Your outfit is so fetch."
Fer Shur: For sure.
"Oh I'm fer shur down."
Gucci: Anything cool, great or top.
"That outfit is gucci."
Kickback: A small get-together between friends or a party.
"Come! It's kickback."
Leet/L33T: Leetspeak/L3375P34K, 'elite speak'.
"<4N U 3V3N 234D L337?"L33T: 101- Coming soon ;)
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Legit: 100%
"Yeah legit down for tomorrow."
LELZ: Another way of spelling LOL (laugh out loud).
"Lelz!"
Mood/Feels: A way to say 'I feel you'.
"You're upset? Mood."
Noob: A poorly skilled person and/or game player.
"You're such a noob, you've lost four times."
Normie: Someone who isn't in the scene/a 'normal' person.
"Did you see that normie? Who wears pink?"
PLUR: Peace. Love. Unity. Respect- an exchange of a bracelet.
"You wanna PLUR?"
Poser: Someone who tries to fit in with the emo fashion and culture just for attention or popularity.
"You're just a poser, you don't even like punk."
Peeps: People.
"What you peeps up to?"
Pwned: To dominate and/or defeat something. Same as saying 'get owned'.
"Get pwned dude."
Rawr: A cute sound, happy/cute imitation of a roar, or used to express attraction/say 'I love you'.
"Heh rawr <3"
Sadboi/boy Sadgurl/girl: A person who is open about his emotions, especially sadness, and channels their sadness through music, art or poetry.
"He's a sadboi, legit."
Screaming: Being really happy/excited about something.
"Internally screaming right now."
Sick: Cool/awesome.
"Dude, that kickflip? sick."
Smexy: Another way to say sexy.
"Omg he's so smexy."
Straight Edge: Refraining from using drugs, alcohol and tobacco/cigarettes.
"Can't smoke right now, gone straight edge."
Totes: Totally.
"Yeah totes down for tomorrow."
Trashy: A 2000s fashion style that usually includes things like, bold makeup, rhinestones and jewels, animal prints, faux fur and matching tracksuits. It can also be used to describe normie wear or clothing that looks- well, trashy.
"Look at that juicy tracksuit, so trashy."
Turnt: Excited, hyped up and/or high.
"I got totes turnt up last night."
Wannabe: Someone that thinks they are emo but aren't. They claim to like the same music, wear the clothing and say stereotypical things like 'I <ut myself'. (ugh).
"I can't believe she's such a wannabe."
ZOMG: A more ramped up version of OMG (oh my god).
"ZOMG no way?!"
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